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Who is your real friend?

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Vpsomourningband_max50

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Posted about 3 years ago

 

Put your wife and dog in the trunk of your car. 

Wait an hour.

Open the trunk.

Which one is happy to see you?


 


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Or


Put your dog and cat in the trunk of the car.

Wait 5 minutes and open the trunk.

Which one is left?

The cat, of course. And the cat still isn't happy to see you.


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DonnaLynn says ...



Or


Put your dog and cat in the trunk of the car.

Wait 5 minutes and open the trunk.

Which one is left?
The cat, of course. And the cat still isn't happy to see you.


 



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AHAHAHA!!! Thanks, Donna!  I needed that!!


DonnaLynn says ...



Put your wife and dog in the trunk of your car. 

Wait an hour.

Open the trunk.

Which one is happy to see you?


 



Aim at the high mark and you will hit it. No, not the first time, not the second time and maybe not the third. But keep on aiming and keep on shooting for only practice will make you perfect. Finally you'll hit the bull's-eye of success.

— Annie Oakley , Annie Oakley exhibit at the National Cowgirl Museum and Hall of Fame in Fort Worth, Texas

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Word.  Word.



Aim at the high mark and you will hit it. No, not the first time, not the second time and maybe not the third. But keep on aiming and keep on shooting for only practice will make you perfect. Finally you'll hit the bull's-eye of success.

— Annie Oakley , Annie Oakley exhibit at the National Cowgirl Museum and Hall of Fame in Fort Worth, Texas

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A real friend will pick you up at the airport at 2:00 in the morning.


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"A good friend knows all your best stories, a best friend has lived them with you".

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The smile of a 3 year old when I walk in the door, a dash for welcome home hugs...