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| Posted about 1 year ago If 911 doesn't work - .357 will. Troll Hunter, need I say more? Navy Corpsman and proud of it. |
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| Posted about 1 year ago 'Experience and suffering are the mother of wisdom.' Alcman of Sparta, 625 B.C. |
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| Posted about 1 year ago I wonder if other dogs think poodles are members of a weird religious cult? Rita Rudner PL's Dedicated Vetting Agent |
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| Posted about 1 year ago When you see the bottom of the beer glass it's time for another... -csiguy |
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| Posted about 1 year ago Friends are friends; but Business is Business Troll Hunter, need I say more? Navy Corpsman and proud of it. |
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| Posted about 1 year ago Age ain't got nothing to do with how old you are. ~Dick Clark Bessie Braddock: “Sir, you are drunk.” Churchill: “Madam, you are ugly. In the morning, I shall be sober.” |
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| Posted about 1 year ago Working around here is like urinating in a dark suit. It gives you a warm feeling that no one notices !! |
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| Posted about 1 year ago If it's called rush hour, why isn't anybody moving ?? |
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| Posted about 1 year ago You can pick your friends and you can pick your nose,but you can't pick your friends nose. |
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| Posted about 1 year ago Whatever your lot is in life,build something on it. |
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| Posted about 1 year ago Youth is a gift of nature,age is a work of art. |
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| Posted about 1 year ago If 10% of my income is good enough for God,why isn't it good enough for the I.R.S.? |
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| Posted about 1 year ago Sign on outside of home in Miami, Fl. just after Hurricane Andrew had ravaged the area, and looting had broken out: "Anybody found here at night will be found here in the morning !!" |
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Bessie Braddock: “Sir, you are drunk.” Churchill: “Madam, you are ugly. In the morning, I shall be sober.” |
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| Posted about 1 year ago Everybody counts or nobody counts. ""Life is a storm.. You will bask in the sunlight one moment, be shattered on the rocks the next. What makes you a man is what you do when that storm comes"
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| Posted about 1 year ago "Common Sense is not so Common..." |
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| Posted about 1 year ago Why do you drive on a parkway and park on a driveway. |
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| Posted about 1 year ago "Anybody who knows me knows I am no fan of violence. If I had my way I'd take violence out behind my studio and beat it with a rusty pipe until its face looked like a half-eaten red velvet cake." -Stephen Colbert Bessie Braddock: “Sir, you are drunk.” Churchill: “Madam, you are ugly. In the morning, I shall be sober.” |
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| Posted about 1 year ago Nearly all men can stand adversity,but if you want to test a mans character, give him power.
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| Posted about 1 year ago Tallgov says ...
You should leave your governor out of this thread! Ooopps.....was that my outloud voice?!?!?! |
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| Posted about 1 year ago Once we had Bush, Johnny Cash and Bob Hope. Now we have Obama, no Cash and no Hope... There is no "I" in "Team".......but there is a "me" Letting the cat out of the bag is a whole lot easier than putting it back in. 99% of all lawyers give the rest a bad name!
To the living we owe nothing, to the dead, we owe only the truth - Voltare |
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| Posted 4 months ago Yes, I am an agent of Satan, but my duties are largely ceremonial. (and I think it's time to bring this thread back ! muhahahahahaha) PL's Dedicated Vetting Agent |
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I went to buy camoflauge pants the other day but I couldn't find any. "And maybe just remind the few, if ill of us they speak, that we are all that stands between the monsters and the weak." Michael Marks |
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| Posted 4 months ago Evening news is where they begin by saying "good evening," and then proceed to tell you why it isn't.
~I wondered why somebody didn't do something, then I realized I was somebody. ~ unknown
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| Posted 4 months ago I came from a very tough neighborhood. In the local restaurant, I sat down and had broken leg of lamb. -- Rodney Dangerfield The glory of young men is their strength: and the beauty of old men is the grey head
Nemo me impune lacessit YaYa SuzieQ
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| Posted 4 months ago Whoever said "Laughter is the best medicine" obviously never had diarrhea. |
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| Posted 4 months ago TNDEPUTY says ...
The glory of young men is their strength: and the beauty of old men is the grey head
Nemo me impune lacessit YaYa SuzieQ
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