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If 911 doesn't work - .357 will.


Quis custodiet ipsos custodes.
Troll Hunter, "Doc", LEO Supporter.
It's not the falling down, it's the staying down.

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'Experience and suffering are the mother of wisdom.'  


Alcman of Sparta, 625 B.C.

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I wonder if other dogs think poodles are members of a weird religious cult?


Rita Rudner


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When you see the bottom of the beer glass it's time for another...

-csiguy

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Friends are friends; but Business is Business


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It's not the falling down, it's the staying down.

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Age ain't got nothing to do with how old you are. ~Dick Clark




Bessie Braddock: “Sir, you are drunk.”
Churchill: “Madam, you are ugly. In the morning, I shall be sober.”

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Working around here is like urinating in a dark suit. It gives you a warm feeling that no one notices !!

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If it's called rush hour, why isn't anybody moving ??

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You can pick your friends and you can pick your nose,but you can't pick your friends nose.

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Whatever your lot is in life,build something on it.

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Youth is a gift of nature,age is a work of art.

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If 10% of my income is good enough for God,why isn't it good enough for the I.R.S.?

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Sign on outside of home in Miami, Fl. just after Hurricane Andrew had ravaged the area, and looting had broken out: "Anybody found here at night will be found here in the morning !!"

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Bessie Braddock: “Sir, you are drunk.”
Churchill: “Madam, you are ugly. In the morning, I shall be sober.”

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Everybody counts or nobody counts.


""Life is a storm.. You will bask in the sunlight one moment, be shattered on the rocks the next. What makes you a man is what you do when that storm comes"
Alexander Dumas-The Count of Monte Christo

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"Common Sense is not so Common..."

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Why do you drive on a parkway and park on a driveway.

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"Anybody who knows me knows I am no fan of violence. If I had my way I'd take violence out behind my studio and beat it with a rusty pipe until its face looked like a half-eaten red velvet cake." -Stephen Colbert




Bessie Braddock: “Sir, you are drunk.”
Churchill: “Madam, you are ugly. In the morning, I shall be sober.”

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Nearly all men can stand adversity,but if you want to test a mans character, give him power.                                                                                             


 

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Tallgov says ...



Nearly all men can stand adversity,but if you want to test a mans character, give him power.                                                                                             


 



You should leave your governor out of this thread! Ooopps.....was that my outloud voice?!?!?!

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Once we had Bush, Johnny Cash and Bob Hope. Now we have Obama, no Cash and no Hope...


There is no "I" in "Team".......but there is a "me"


Letting the cat out of the bag is a whole lot easier than putting it back in.


99% of all lawyers give the rest a bad name!


 


To the living we owe nothing, to the dead, we owe only the truth - Voltare

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Yes, I am an agent of Satan, but my duties are largely ceremonial.


(and I think it's time to bring this thread back ! muhahahahahaha)


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I went to buy camoflauge pants the other day but I couldn't find any.


"And maybe just remind the few, if ill of us they speak, that we are all that stands between the monsters and the weak." Michael Marks

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 Evening news is where they begin by saying "good evening," and then proceed to tell you why it isn't.


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~I wondered why somebody didn't do something, then I realized I was somebody. ~ unknown

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 I came from a very tough neighborhood.  In the local restaurant, I sat down and had broken leg of lamb.


-- Rodney Dangerfield


The glory of young men is their strength: and the beauty of old men is the grey head
- Proverbs 20:29

Nemo me impune lacessit

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Whoever said "Laughter is the best medicine" obviously never had diarrhea.

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Whoever said "Laughter is the best medicine" obviously never had diarrhea.


 


OMG that is hilarious! So true! 



The glory of young men is their strength: and the beauty of old men is the grey head
- Proverbs 20:29

Nemo me impune lacessit

YaYa SuzieQ

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