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Posted over 1 year ago A dad buys a lie detector robot that slaps people when they lie. He decides to test it at family dinner FATHER: "Son, where were you today?" SON: "At school dad." Robot slaps son. SON: OK, I watched a DVD at my friend's house!" FATHER: "What DVD?" SON: "Toy Story." Robot slaps son. SON: "OK, it was porn" cries the son. FATHER: "WHAT!? When I was your age I didn't know what porn was." Robot slaps dad MOM: "Ha Ha Ha!!!! He's certainly your son." Robot slaps mom Awkward silence.................... |
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| Posted over 1 year ago MOM: That damn robot lies. |
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| Posted over 1 year ago Robot slaps Mom again. |
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| Posted about 1 year ago Where can I get one of these?
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| Posted about 1 year ago Sounds like an easy way to do an Oral Interview. Just a couple of quick questions and ...... Wonder if the slappage could be adjusted enough to light up the TMJ. EDITOR / ADMINISTRATOR
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| Posted about 1 year ago I have my whole security department laughing at this |
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| Posted about 1 year ago That is one fouled up family ..... |
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| Posted about 1 year ago BWAHAHAhahahaha, SLAPPAGE! Lol! Good one SkoolCop AKangel |
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| Posted about 1 year ago LMAO!!! This is a good one SkoolCop. |
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| Posted about 1 year ago That was good..... |
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| Posted about 1 year ago thats really cute and like others have said I could use one of those I know a few people I would like to put him beside.... :) In Life we should experience an adventure that will create a memory worth repeating.....unknown..... |
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| Posted about 1 year ago Gonna need one of these,A.S.A.P.I'll put him in the living room ,with the gang,activate him and I'm leaving post haste. |
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| Posted about 1 year ago lol you can always activate him then leave and peek around the corner and see who gets slapped the most........just think if this really did exist......they could be a lot of fun...... " honey do you love me even when I nag you"... " of course I do honey" POW!! right in the kisser then POW! again from the wife.....I could see Robot lie detector causing a lot of painful breakups ....or fat lips... In Life we should experience an adventure that will create a memory worth repeating.....unknown..... |
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| Posted about 1 year ago LOL...I need one of those for work Never regret anything that made you smile. |
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| Posted about 1 year ago The funny/sad part is, I need one for my family discussions. I'll just have to remember to shut it off when I speak so I don;t get slapped when I lie as not to get slapped by them. |
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| Posted about 1 year ago LMAO that's good! |
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| Posted about 1 year ago Funny Skoolcop! Now can you please roll the Truthbot into the "ONE TIME DRUG USE, PLEASE ADVISE!!" thread?? |
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| Posted about 1 year ago MarlyB says ...
"I'm wondering if I can be hired; I've only done drugs once a long time ago" SLAP "Okay, a short while ago" SLAP "Okay, a bunch a short time ago, but that's in the past" SLAP "Okay Okay, I'm smoking pot while typing in the thread" ...nothing... |
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| Posted about 1 year ago I can use one of those for work too. |
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| Posted about 1 year ago I am always up for a good laugh....... This one was good and I just had to share it. |
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| Posted about 1 year ago This sounds like a single girl's new best friend. She can slap all the idiots away that hit on her... |
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| Posted about 1 year ago If we had one of these in our department, we would be replacing the slapper every day, because it would be worn out.
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| Posted about 1 year ago JIMROC says ...
After a while, just the threat of the "SLAPPER" would have a Pavlov effect............. Kind of like the paddle on the wall of the inside the office of the principal when I was a kid. I did not need to experience it coming off of the wall. Just knowing that it could come off the wall and be applied to my fleshy hindquarters was all the incentive I needed to act right. |
