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Thorroses_max50

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Posted almost 3 years ago

 

Admit it we've all done it those stupid/hilarious things that happened while we were sleep deprived. Tell your story or one you've heard. Let's make this FUN!


If all you get out of it is a good laugh than my job here is done Please post your laughs and comments it will help keep the thread alive!


Where did I get the idea?..... Well.... between one of those almost back to back shifts. I went to Mickie D's and got a breakfast combo. Wanting to eat my food first I put my freshly chewed gum on the lid of my coffee. So that I would have it for after I eat and not be wasting it. Sounded like a good idea at the time..... right?..... Well 5 min up the road after scarfing down my McGriddle. I reached for my gum.... Have you ever stuck your finger in molten gum?

Vpsomourningband_max50

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LMAO  Sorry, that's just gross, it's like stepping in ABC gum walking through a parking lot on a hot summers day!  It'll stretch for miles. 


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Thorroses_max50

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Rate This | Posted almost 3 years ago

 

Like I said stupid/hilarious.....

Thorroses_max50

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Rated +2 | Posted almost 3 years ago

 

How about being so tired that after fuling up early morning you go to turn pulling out of the gas station and stick your hand through the steering wheel to reset the tripmeter... Note: You can't get the car to go straight with your arm through the middle of it!

White_shirt_max50

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Rate This | Posted almost 3 years ago

 

I'm going to go out on a limb and guess you are bored. I don't know if I could handle a crisis like the situation you described.

Thorroses_max50

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uncledennis1 says ...



I'm going to go out on a limb and guess you are bored. I don't know if I could handle a crisis like the situation you described.



LMAO maybe.... Come on it's good for a lot of laughs though... You know we've all done it!


Gotten up in the middle of the night to go to the bathroom: ran into a wall or taken a fling butt leap into the toilet curtousey of the man in the house leaving the seat up! 

067_max50

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Rated +1 | Posted almost 3 years ago

 

I fell down the stairs while trying to go to the bathroom in the middle of the night not long ago...when I stopped tumbling I just laid in the floor and went back to sleep.

Thorroses_max50

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RedFox23 says ...



I fell down the stairs while trying to go to the bathroom in the middle of the night not long ago...when I stopped tumbling I just laid in the floor and went back to sleep.



AWW After I had my spinal surgery they gave me some GOOD muscle relaxers. They would turn you into a jellyfish! I remember getting up to answer the door I oozed out of bed stood up and fell flat on my face.... It didn't hurt though my muscles were soooo relaxed I couldn't feel a thing... I wonder how long it took the UPS driver to stop laughing....

Thorroses_max50

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Here you go here's a good one for MarlyB & Headbrer to add too....

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Rated +1 | Posted almost 3 years ago

 

Let's see......I had been up for abuot 30 hours one time, and it was about 1 pm when someone decided to wake me up. They called out my name, started yelling it out, shake me, and finally kick me in the rear about a half dozen times before I woke up.


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Rated +1 | Posted almost 3 years ago

 

Was on a field exercise one time and had not slept in about 72 hours. I was the pointman on the stack and missed the door of the building we were going to clear, ran straight into the wall.

Thorroses_max50

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ArmyMP says ...



Was on a field exercise one time and had not slept in about 72 hours. I was the pointman on the stack and missed the door of the building we were going to clear, ran straight into the wall.



LMAO Thanks I needed that!

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Rate This | Posted almost 3 years ago

 

 I used to do night security for a couple of dorms when I went to college.  Well at one time I hadn't slept for a couple of days because of school and was extremely tired.  At one point I rested my head on the wall and closed my eyes just to rest for a couple of seconds; then I woke up to the walkie talking and noticed I had been there for about 15 minutes.


 


It's amazing when you work a quiet dorm that no one is around to bother you when you sleep.