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The Zombie Apocalypse has now been officially rescheduled. The new date is now October 21st. This is according to the moron...er...ah...Pastor Harold Camping who said that his prediction of May 21st was miscalculated by 5 months. So, that will give us all 5 months to stock up on ammo and making preparations. And also, if you are over weight, now is the time to diet because anyone that knows anything about zombies knows that the fatties go first!


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 Good, i was running low on cash for ammo and supplies. Plenty of time to stock up and get some training hours in! I need a zombie killing training partner.


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This gigantic stash of Twinkies is going to wreak havoc on any hope of maintaining any semblance of a diet regime for the next 5 months!

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MH557 says ...



This gigantic stash of Twinkies is going to wreak havoc on any hope of maintaining any semblance of a diet regime for the next 5 months!



The key to the Twinkies is that you need to eat them in moderation, just like everything else.


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MH557 says ...



This gigantic stash of Twinkies is going to wreak havoc on any hope of maintaining any semblance of a diet regime for the next 5 months!



The key to the Twinkies is that you need to eat them in moderation, just like everything else.



Twinkies are even better to eat and worse for you if they are deep fat fried.

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La police gear is having a sale on machetes:


http://www.lapolicegear.com/gerber-gator-machete.html


A cheap way to go and if good and sharp, might be better than an axe.  About 5 months to build up your machete swinging arm.

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 I personally don't want to get that close as a machete will take me.  I will be stocking up on chocolate, Godiva Chocolate Liqueur and ammo.


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The fatties will not go first if they know how to shoot!  Pass some of those Godiva's, please. 


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I view this as an opportunity to add to my ammo stash, load up on supplies (twinkies) and train my family on the proper Zombie killing techniques. I may even add to the arsenal (depending on my wife's economic fortunes). The kids are already arguing over the Samurai sword - it's gonna suck when I tell them it's mine.


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La police gear is having a sale on machetes:


http://www.lapolicegear.com/gerber-gator-machete.html


A cheap way to go and if good and sharp, might be better than an axe.  About 5 months to build up your machete swinging arm.



Anybody see the Book of Eli? Good machete techniques...


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Yeah, that's not going to work for me either.  It's going to interfere with my elk hunting season


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I understand that Camping is now hedging his bets.I recently saw him calling for some type of event on Nov. 21.I'm going broke buying emergency grub and eating it.Wish he would settle on a date.

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First he wants to spoil Halloween and now he wants to spoil Thanksgiving, whats next, move it to Dec 21 and spoil Christmas? 

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First he wants to spoil Halloween and now he wants to spoil Thanksgiving, whats next, move it to Dec 21 and spoil Christmas? 



A new theme for Christmas... A ZOMBIE Christmas!

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Cedardale says ...



First he wants to spoil Halloween and now he wants to spoil Thanksgiving, whats next, move it to Dec 21 and spoil Christmas? 



A new theme for Christmas... A ZOMBIE Christmas!



I've got to come up with some zombie Christmas songs.....


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 How about these for the tree ?


<em>Zombie</em> Snowman <em>Ornament Christmas</em> Halloween       


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 And some songs for you po0131  the song book for the carols.   



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lol DL : )  




This is true!


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Hahaha thanks for the heads up on the date change! I'll be sure to start preparing now!

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I just watched season 1 of The Walking Dead. These zombies won't stand a chance...


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There at the door tying to get in. 


 


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