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RESCHEDULED
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Posted almost 2 years ago The Zombie Apocalypse has now been officially rescheduled. The new date is now October 21st. This is according to the moron...er...ah...Pastor Harold Camping who said that his prediction of May 21st was miscalculated by 5 months. So, that will give us all 5 months to stock up on ammo and making preparations. And also, if you are over weight, now is the time to diet because anyone that knows anything about zombies knows that the fatties go first! PL Mentoring Team Member Compliance is not an option; it's a matter of time! |
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| Posted almost 2 years ago Good, i was running low on cash for ammo and supplies. Plenty of time to stock up and get some training hours in! I need a zombie killing training partner. "Law enforcement officers are never 'off duty.' They are dedicated public servants who are sworn to protect public safety at any time and place that the peace is threatened. They need all the help that they can get."
"My heroes are those who risk their lives every day to protect our world and make it a better place - police, firefighters and members of our armed forces."
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| Posted almost 2 years ago This gigantic stash of Twinkies is going to wreak havoc on any hope of maintaining any semblance of a diet regime for the next 5 months! |
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| Posted almost 2 years ago MH557 says ...
The key to the Twinkies is that you need to eat them in moderation, just like everything else. PL Mentoring Team Member Compliance is not an option; it's a matter of time! |
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| Posted almost 2 years ago GlockArmorer220 says ...
Twinkies are even better to eat and worse for you if they are deep fat fried. |
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| Posted almost 2 years ago La police gear is having a sale on machetes: http://www.lapolicegear.com/gerber-gator-machete.html A cheap way to go and if good and sharp, might be better than an axe. About 5 months to build up your machete swinging arm. |
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| Posted almost 2 years ago I personally don't want to get that close as a machete will take me. I will be stocking up on chocolate, Godiva Chocolate Liqueur and ammo. YaYa Sister |
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| Posted almost 2 years ago The fatties will not go first if they know how to shoot! Pass some of those Godiva's, please.
~I wondered why somebody didn't do something, then I realized I was somebody. ~ unknown
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| Posted almost 2 years ago I view this as an opportunity to add to my ammo stash, load up on supplies (twinkies) and train my family on the proper Zombie killing techniques. I may even add to the arsenal (depending on my wife's economic fortunes). The kids are already arguing over the Samurai sword - it's gonna suck when I tell them it's mine. PL MENTORING TEAM MEMBER "Don't underestimate the drawing power of the Garden State." From the film "Dogma" Trying to stay sane in an insane world... |
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| Posted almost 2 years ago Cedardale says ...
Anybody see the Book of Eli? Good machete techniques... Never, never, never give up. - Winston Churchill |
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| Posted almost 2 years ago Yeah, that's not going to work for me either. It's going to interfere with my elk hunting season You have the rest of your life to solve the problem, how long your life lasts depends on how well you do it. -Clint Smith
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| Posted almost 2 years ago I understand that Camping is now hedging his bets.I recently saw him calling for some type of event on Nov. 21.I'm going broke buying emergency grub and eating it.Wish he would settle on a date. |
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| Posted almost 2 years ago First he wants to spoil Halloween and now he wants to spoil Thanksgiving, whats next, move it to Dec 21 and spoil Christmas? |
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| Posted almost 2 years ago Cedardale says ...
A new theme for Christmas... A ZOMBIE Christmas! |
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| Posted almost 2 years ago TrafficCop28 says ...
I've got to come up with some zombie Christmas songs..... Never, never, never give up. - Winston Churchill |
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| Posted almost 2 years ago How about these for the tree ?
YaYa Sister |
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| Posted almost 2 years ago And some songs for you po0131 the song book for the carols. YaYa Sister |
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~I wondered why somebody didn't do something, then I realized I was somebody. ~ unknown
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| Posted over 1 year ago Top_Cat says ...
This is true!
~I wondered why somebody didn't do something, then I realized I was somebody. ~ unknown
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| Posted over 1 year ago Hahaha thanks for the heads up on the date change! I'll be sure to start preparing now! |
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| Posted over 1 year ago I just watched season 1 of The Walking Dead. These zombies won't stand a chance... I'm married to the LORD..no prenup |
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| Posted over 1 year ago There at the door tying to get in. YaYa Sister |
