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Scottish Wisdom

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Posted about 4 years ago

 

5 Pearls of Scottish Wisdom


1.  Money cannot buy happiness but... somehow, it is more comfortable to cry in a Mercedes Benz than it is on a bicycle.


2.  Forgive your enemy, but remember the bastard's name.


3.  Help a man when he is in trouble and he will remember you when he is in trouble again.


4.  Many people are alive only because it's illegal to shoot them.


5  Alcohol does not solve any problem, but then neither does milk.


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 i'll bump-a-de-bump-bump to this one. Good laugh 


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"My heroes are those who risk their lives every day to protect our world and make it a better place - police, firefighters and members of our armed forces."
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This I like !!!! True so true !!!!


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Bump. Very true.