1. I think part of a best friend's job should be to immediately clear your

                computer history if you die.

               

                2. Nothing sucks more than that moment during an argument when you realize

                you're wrong.

               

                3. I totally take back all those times I didn't want to nap when I was

                younger.

               

                4. There is great need for a sarcasm font.

               

                5. How the hell are you supposed to fold a fitted sheet?

               

                6. Was learning cursive really necessary?

               

                7. Map Quest really needs to start their directions on # 5. I'm pretty sure

                I know how to get out of my neighborhood.

               

                8. Obituaries would be a lot more interesting if they told you how the

                person died.

               

                9. I can't remember the last time I wasn't at least kind of tired.

               

                10. Bad decisions make good stories.

               

                11. You never know when it will strike, but there comes a moment at work

                when you know that you just aren't going to do anything productive for the

                rest of the day.

               

                12. Can we all just agree to ignore whatever comes after Blue Ray? I don't want to have to restart my collection...again.

               

                13. I'm always slightly terrified when I exit out of Word and it asks me if

                I want to save any changes to my ten-page technical report that I swear I

                did not make any changes to.

               

                14. I keep some people's phone numbers in my phone just so I know not to

                answer when they call.

               

                15. I think the freezer deserves a light as well.

               

                16. I disagree with Kay Jewelers. I would bet on any given Friday or

                Saturday night more kisses begin with Miller Lite than Kay.

               

                17. I wish Google Maps had an "Avoid Ghetto" routing option.

               

                18. I have a hard time deciphering the fine line between boredom and

                hunger.

               

                19. How many times is it appropriate to say "What?" before you just nod and

                smile because you still didn't hear or understand a word they said?

               

                20. I love the sense of camaraderie when an entire line of cars team up to

                prevent a jerk from cutting in at the front. Stay strong, brothers and

                sisters!

               

                21. Shirts get dirty. Underwear gets dirty. Pants? Pants never get dirty,

                and you can wear them forever.

               

                22. Sometimes I'll look down at my watch 3 consecutive times and still not

                know what time it is.

               

                23. Even under ideal conditions people have trouble locating their car keys

                in a pocket, finding their cell phone, and Pinning the Tail on the Donkey -

                but I'd bet everyone can find and push the snooze button from 3 feet away,

                in about 1.7 seconds, eyes closed, first time, every time!

BWAHAHAHAHAHA now that's funny !!! The only one I disagree with is #5. I know how to fold a fitted sheet !!!! Oh and please show DonnaLynn #1 that's her job if I die first !!!! hahahahahahahaha

Sums up a lot of us pretty well on here... myself included.

LOVE IT!

These are all great, but the ones related to Map Quest also applies to GPS.   Last year I received a GPS for Christmas.  The next day I took it out and was driving around playing with it.        I entered a location that I know was two blocks west and take a right for about 100 feet.  Well this thing had me going East then South then West then North.  I drove five miles to get to a location that was about 150 yards from where I started.

The next time I used the thing I picked the shortest route instead of the freeway.  The damn thing took me through areas of Baltimore that were so bad, I took out my off duty and stuck it in between my legs.  And the worst part was, I couldn't turn around and go back, I had to follow the directions because it had me totally lost.    When I checked, I might have saved about 3 miles from the route I normally would have taken to get to my destination.

Yep, all true LOL

I can realate to EVERY one of those !!!!

As true as " Everything I needed to know I learned in Kindergarten".

Ba-ba-BUMP.  All so, so true, and so, so funny!

I have seen this before in an e-mail, but it is great to see it again.  It's funny everytime!

How do you fold a fitted sheet?