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k0stw says ...





Just another expample of a criminal providing job security.  I'd say darn near every brain cell is dead in this guy!!


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gn13 says ...



k0stw says ...





Just another expample of a criminal providing job security.  I'd say darn near every brain cell is dead in this guy!!



Actually only a FAIL for the suspect, a WIN for the officer.

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Ha ha!! That is true!!


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How would you even write that one up?  "Officer entered establishment and called "Marco."  Officer heard a voice call "Polo."  Voice belonged to suspected burglar.  Arrested same."


Then there's what the Sergeant thought reading it...

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I think court testimony would be funny as well.


Defense lawyer: "And just how do you know it was my client that comitted the crime?!"


Officer: "I called Marco, he called back Polo.  He was the only guy in there..."


Defense lawyer (to client) "Geeze, you're an idiot."


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gn13 says ...



I think court testimony would be funny as well.


Defense lawyer: "And just how do you know it was my client that comitted the crime?!"


Officer: "I called Marco, he called back Polo.  He was the only guy in there..."


Defense lawyer (to client) "Geeze, you're an idiot."



Verdict:  guilty of burglary and criminal stupidity 

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i needed that

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          THIS   THE   SECOND  TIME  I'VE BEEN HERE


 


                                      LMAO    LMAO   LMAO   LMAO !!!!!!!! 

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*shivers and turns away *


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Workout FAIL


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Sorry Chief!


Fighter Jet on Police Car


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How'd the -15 driver manage THAT?!

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AAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!



Wonder if this made the famly album?

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Wonder if these go well with Schlitz beer?!  Get it?!!!   Ha ha!!! 


                  Okay.........so I'm not funny........


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I hope you all notice the fireman's hat.

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schultzy0004 says ...



I hope you all notice the fireman's hat.



Replace the baby bottle with a beer, and you would have an adult FFer (just kidding) LOL.

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I hope you all notice the fireman's hat.



You know, we make fun of them but they get paid to sit at their station cook meals, work out and play XBox between calls.  Pretty sweet deal, if you ask me.  But when it's time for action, you can't beat that which a LEO gets to partake in!!!!!!!!!!!


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gn13 says ...



schultzy0004 says ...



I hope you all notice the fireman's hat.



You know, we make fun of them but they get paid to sit at their station cook meals, work out and play XBox between calls.  Pretty sweet deal, if you ask me.  But when it's time for action, you can't beat that which a LEO gets to partake in!!!!!!!!!!!



Don't forget getting paid to sleep, however thay get to get up in the middle of the night for calls.  Also virtually every firestation I have been in has recliners in front of a big screen TV with about 300 channels available.

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schultzy0004 says ...



I hope you all notice the fireman's hat.



Replace the baby bottle with a beer, and you would have an adult FFer (just kidding) LOL.



You say, just kidding, but lets be honest.....

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It's funny......


When I told my mother I wanted to be a police officer, she told me I should be a firefighter because "everybody loves firefighters". 


 


My response?  "Mom, the people that hate cops are usually the ones that are criminals.  Who cares if they don't like me?!" 


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not sure if this is an EPIC FAIL or someone trying to get on "America's Dumbest Criminals"


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Casscocop says ...



not sure if this is an EPIC FAIL or someone trying to get on "America's Dumbest Criminals"




2nd FAIL is spelling "realized" incorrectly in the article!!!!  Realized NOT realised!!


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