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EPIC FAIL: Chapter 1 (go to last post)
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| Posted over 2 years ago k0stw says ... Just another expample of a criminal providing job security. I'd say darn near every brain cell is dead in this guy!! "I have a strict gun control policy. If there's a gun around, I want to be in control of it." - Clint Eastwood |
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| Posted over 2 years ago gn13 says ...
Actually only a FAIL for the suspect, a WIN for the officer. |
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| Posted over 2 years ago Ha ha!! That is true!! "I have a strict gun control policy. If there's a gun around, I want to be in control of it." - Clint Eastwood |
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| Posted over 2 years ago How would you even write that one up? "Officer entered establishment and called "Marco." Officer heard a voice call "Polo." Voice belonged to suspected burglar. Arrested same." Then there's what the Sergeant thought reading it... |
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| Posted over 2 years ago I think court testimony would be funny as well. Defense lawyer: "And just how do you know it was my client that comitted the crime?!" Officer: "I called Marco, he called back Polo. He was the only guy in there..." Defense lawyer (to client) "Geeze, you're an idiot." "I have a strict gun control policy. If there's a gun around, I want to be in control of it." - Clint Eastwood |
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| Posted over 2 years ago gn13 says ...
Verdict: guilty of burglary and criminal stupidity |
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| Posted over 2 years ago i needed that |
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| Posted over 2 years ago THIS THE SECOND TIME I'VE BEEN HERE
LMAO LMAO LMAO LMAO !!!!!!!! |
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| Posted over 2 years ago Sowders says ... *shivers and turns away * "I have a strict gun control policy. If there's a gun around, I want to be in control of it." - Clint Eastwood |
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| Posted over 2 years ago Workout FAIL
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Sorry Chief!
Chris Cosgriff
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How'd the -15 driver manage THAT?! |
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Kendra
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| Posted over 2 years ago kweikman says ... AAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!
Wonder if this made the famly album? |
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| Posted over 2 years ago Wonder if these go well with Schlitz beer?! Get it?!!! Ha ha!!! Okay.........so I'm not funny........ "I have a strict gun control policy. If there's a gun around, I want to be in control of it." - Clint Eastwood |
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| Posted over 2 years ago I hope you all notice the fireman's hat. |
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| Posted over 2 years ago schultzy0004 says ...
Replace the baby bottle with a beer, and you would have an adult FFer (just kidding) LOL. |
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| Posted over 2 years ago schultzy0004 says ...
You know, we make fun of them but they get paid to sit at their station cook meals, work out and play XBox between calls. Pretty sweet deal, if you ask me. But when it's time for action, you can't beat that which a LEO gets to partake in!!!!!!!!!!! "I have a strict gun control policy. If there's a gun around, I want to be in control of it." - Clint Eastwood |
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| Posted over 2 years ago gn13 says ...
Don't forget getting paid to sleep, however thay get to get up in the middle of the night for calls. Also virtually every firestation I have been in has recliners in front of a big screen TV with about 300 channels available. |
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| Posted over 2 years ago Casscocop says ...
You say, just kidding, but lets be honest..... |
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| Posted over 2 years ago It's funny...... When I told my mother I wanted to be a police officer, she told me I should be a firefighter because "everybody loves firefighters".
My response? "Mom, the people that hate cops are usually the ones that are criminals. Who cares if they don't like me?!" "I have a strict gun control policy. If there's a gun around, I want to be in control of it." - Clint Eastwood |
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| Posted over 2 years ago not sure if this is an EPIC FAIL or someone trying to get on "America's Dumbest Criminals"
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| Posted over 2 years ago Casscocop says ...
2nd FAIL is spelling "realized" incorrectly in the article!!!! Realized NOT realised!! "I have a strict gun control policy. If there's a gun around, I want to be in control of it." - Clint Eastwood |
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