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IN HONOR OF UPCOMING ST PATRICKS DAY

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Posted over 4 years ago

 

EVERY TIME I TOLD THIS IN A BAR ON ST PATTY S DAY I COULD BE ASSURED OF BEING BOUGHT A FREE BEER, SO,  in anticipation of this years event-here goes: I cannot take credit for this funny tale, i believe it originates from a song.


                           AND WHEN YOU READ THIS- TRY READIN WITH AN IRISH ACCENT!!


 


IT WAS A HOT DAY AND THE YOUNG PIPER HAD BEEN PRACTICING THE PIPES ALL DAY AND HAD BEEN WASHING HIS THIRST AWAY WITH A FEW PINTS-SO ALONG MIDDAY THE YOUNG PIPER WALKED BEHIND THE PUB TO AN OPEN FIELD WHERE HE LAY UNDER A TALL TREE TO TAKE A NAP-along the field comes a young irish lass who spies the piper sleeping under the tall tree and says to herself-AH LASS,NOW IS THE TIME WE SHALL FIND OUT WHAT A PIPER WEARS UNDER HIS KILT-so the young irish lass tiptoes over to the young piper, lifts up his kilt, looks down and says-OH MY GOD-HE'S NOT WEARING A BLESSED THING-she removes the pretty blue ribbon from her hair, and gently ties a pretty bow around his you know what and quickly walked away. WELL, AFTER AWHILE, THE YOUNG PIPER AWOKE, STEPPED AROUND THE OTHER SIDE OF THE TALL TREE TO RELIEVE HIMSELF, LIFTED UP HIS KILT, LOOKED DOWN AND SAID-ohhh my god-i don't know where you've been, and i don't know what you've been doing, BUT AT LEAST WE WON FIRST PRIZE!

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Rate This | Posted over 4 years ago

 

Funny story... good for a laugh today