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TOP 16 COUNTRY SONGS

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Top 16 Country Songs


16. It's Hard To Kiss the Lips At Night That Chewed my Ass All Day


15. If I Can't Be Number One In Your Life, Then Number Two On You


14. If The Phone Don't Ring, You'll Know It's Me


13. How Can I Miss You If You Won't Go Away?


12. I Liked You Better Before I Got to Know You So Well


11. I Still Miss You Baby, But My Aim's Gettin' Better


10. I Wouldn't Take Her To A Dog Fight 'Cause I'm Afraid She'd Win


9. I'll Marry You Tomorrow, But Let's Honeymoon Tonight


8. I'm So Miserable Without You, It's Like You're Still Here


7. If I Had Shot You When I First Wanted To, I'd Be Out Of Prison By Now


6. My Wife Ran Off With My Best Friend And I Sure Do Miss Him


5. She Got The Ring And I Got The Finger


4. You're The Reason Our Kids Are So Ugly


3. Her Teeth Was Stained But Her Heart Was Pure


2. She's Looking Better After Every Beer


1. I Ain't Never Gone To Bed With Ugly Women but I've Sure Woke Up With A

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 ROFL  


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- Proverbs 20:29

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those are entirely to funny and very much they way country music is!


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Nice, but...


Sorry, my Top Country Song have to be "Dixieland Delight". In fact: My top 3 are all by Alabama.

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 I really like the song 'I Love This Bar' by Toby Keith.  Not for sure that is in my top 20, but one I thought of right away.


The glory of young men is their strength: and the beauty of old men is the grey head
- Proverbs 20:29

Nemo me impune lacessit

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I like the one, I'm going to hire a wino to decorate our house...lol