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Posted about 7 years ago



    (This was actually reported by a teacher)


    After Christmas, a teacher asked her young pupils how they spent

their holiday away from school.........  One child wrote the following:


    We always used to spend the holidays with Grandma and Grandpa.


    They used to live in a big brick house but Grandpa got retarded

and they moved to Arizona.

    Now they live in a tin box and have rocks painted green to look

like grass  They ride around

    on their bicycles and wear name tags because they don't know who

they are anymore.

    They go to a building called a wreck center, but they must have

got it fixed because it is all okay now, they do exercises there, but

they don't do them very well. There is a swimming pool too, but they all

jump up and down in it with hats on. At their gate, there is a doll

house with a little old man sitting in it. He watches all day so nobody

can escape.  Sometimes they sneak out, and go cruising in their golf

carts.  Nobody cooks, they just eat out and, they eat the same thing

every night --- early birds.  Some of the people can't get out past the

man in the doll house. The ones who do get out, bring food back to the

wrecked center for pot luck. My Grandma says that Grandpa worked all his

life to earn his retardment and says I should work hard so I can be

retarded someday too.  When

    I earn my retardment, I want to be the man in the doll house.


    Then I will let people out, so they can visit their


    PRICELESS Forward to all your "retarded grandparent" friends

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Rate This | Posted about 7 years ago


I want to live in the doll house too.

The more you sweat in the gym, the less you bleed on the street.

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Rate This | Posted about 7 years ago


Too cute