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Am I the only one Who didn't hear about this??

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Wow.  I was searching "odd news" tonight and came across this story............I am shocked that this wasnt a bigger story!!  My apologies if it is offensive to any one who reads, it is actual news, from a credible source, posted March 23, 2009, and I find it rather funny.


 


 


 


 


Man charged with battery for attacking a police horse with a 5ft long penis


 


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Wichita, Kansas police arrested a man Sunday morning for attacking a police horse with a 5ft long inflatable penis.


The man was accompanying a group of women on a “Bachelorette party” when two officers on horseback spoke to the group. The man, who had previously been “joking around” with the penis thought it would be funny to hurl it at an officer, but missed and hit the horse instead, spooking the horse.


According to local reports, police arrested the man on suspicion of battery of a law enforcement officer, in this case, the horse. As this occurred, the sister of the man grabbed the officers arm, so she got arrested as well.


But because there’s always more, another woman in the group was arrested when she struck the horse’s head, although what isn’t clear is the why. What we do know is that the horse stood on the woman resulting in injuries that required medical attention, but we don’t know if that happened before or after she struck the horse. To twist the line from Over the Rainbow, you most definitely are in Kansas.


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Well the only reason I feel you think it's funny is because the situation was so terribly odd that the only reaction you could really have is to laugh.. because it sounds so silly at the beginning anyways.


I have a great punishment for all them..  Make them watch every Mr. Ed episode 3 times.  I love Mr. Ed.  Maybe they will learn how to be nice to horses. 


Either that or have them go clean up horse manure for so many days

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CAREBEAR911 says ...



Well the only reason I feel you think it's funny is because the situation was so terribly odd that the only reaction you could really have is to laugh.. because it sounds so silly at the beginning anyways.


I have a great punishment for all them..  Make them watch every Mr. Ed episode 3 times.  I love Mr. Ed.  Maybe they will learn how to be nice to horses. 


Either that or have them go clean up horse manure for so many days



You are absolutely correct.  It makes you laugh because it sounds absolutely abserd in the beginning!!  Lol, good idea for the punishment.  I don't understand what made them attack the horse to begin with..........should probably just chalk it up to stupidity.  I am glad I was not one of the officer's, it would have been difficult to keep my cool I think.


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KE20 says ...



CAREBEAR911 says ...



Well the only reason I feel you think it's funny is because the situation was so terribly odd that the only reaction you could really have is to laugh.. because it sounds so silly at the beginning anyways.


I have a great punishment for all them..  Make them watch every Mr. Ed episode 3 times.  I love Mr. Ed.  Maybe they will learn how to be nice to horses. 


Either that or have them go clean up horse manure for so many days



You are absolutely correct.  It makes you laugh because it sounds absolutely abserd in the beginning!!  Lol, good idea for the punishment.  I don't understand what made them attack the horse to begin with..........should probably just chalk it up to stupidity.  I am glad I was not one of the officer's, it would have been difficult to keep my cool I think.



A horse is a horse of course and no one can talk to a horse of course unless you are the famous Mr Ed.

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KE20 says ...



CAREBEAR911 says ...



Well the only reason I feel you think it's funny is because the situation was so terribly odd that the only reaction you could really have is to laugh.. because it sounds so silly at the beginning anyways.


I have a great punishment for all them..  Make them watch every Mr. Ed episode 3 times.  I love Mr. Ed.  Maybe they will learn how to be nice to horses. 


Either that or have them go clean up horse manure for so many days



You are absolutely correct.  It makes you laugh because it sounds absolutely abserd in the beginning!!  Lol, good idea for the punishment.  I don't understand what made them attack the horse to begin with..........should probably just chalk it up to stupidity.  I am glad I was not one of the officer's, it would have been difficult to keep my cool I think.



A horse is a horse of course and no one can talk to a horse of course unless you are the famous Mr Ed.



LMAO!!!


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Well I hope the horse is ok. I guess they won't mess with a horse next time.


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JP503 says ...



Well I hope the horse is ok. I guess they won't mess with a horse next time.



I would sure hope not!!  I am sure it never crossed any of their minds that the horse is an actual officer, next time they should know better!!


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