recovering in room 232 at the Hospital
Okay, You are probably
asking... Who in the hell is Larry???
Larry gets home late one
night and Linda, his wife says, "Where in the hell have you been?
Larry replies, "I was out getting a tattoo."
she frowned. "What kind of tattoo did you get?"
"I got a hundred
dollar bill on my privates," he said proudly.
"What the hell were
you thinking?" she said, shaking her head in disgust. "Why on earth
would an accountant get a hundred dollar bill tattooed on his privates?"
she said again. And then Larry replied, "Well, One, I like to watch my
"Two, once in a while I like to play with my money."
"Three, I like how money feels in my hand."
instead of you going out shopping, you can stay right here at home and
blow a hundred bucks anytime you want."
Larry is recovering in
room 232 at the Hospital.