Larry is


        recovering in room 232 at the Hospital


Okay, You are probably


        asking... Who in the hell is Larry???


Larry gets home late one


        night and Linda, his wife says,  "Where in the hell have you been?


        "

Larry replies,  "I was out getting a tattoo."

"A tattoo?"


        she frowned. "What kind of tattoo did you get?"

"I got a hundred


        dollar bill on my privates," he said proudly.

"What the hell were


        you thinking?" she said, shaking her head in disgust. "Why on earth


        would an accountant get a hundred dollar bill tattooed on his privates?"


        she said again. And then Larry replied, "Well, One, I like to watch my


        money grow."

"Two, once in a while I like to play with my money."


       

"Three, I like how money feels in my hand."

"And, lastly,


        instead of you going out shopping, you can stay right here at home and


        blow a hundred bucks anytime you want."


Larry is recovering in


        room 232 at the Hospital.