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Old man new car

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Posted over 7 years ago



    A senior citizen drove his brand new Corvette convertible out of the





    Taking off down the road, he floored it to 80 m.p.h., enjoying the

wind blowing through what little hair he had left.   


    "Amazing," he thought as he flew down I-95, pushing the pedal even





    Looking in his rear view mirror, he saw a state trooper behind him,

lights flashing and siren blaring.


    He floored it to 100 mph, then 110, then 120.


    Suddenly he thought, "What am I doing? I'm too old for this," and

pulled over to await the trooper's arrival.


    Pulling in behind him, the trooper walked up to the Corvette, looked

at his watch, and said, "Sir, my shift ends in 30  minutes. Today is Friday.

If you can give me a reason for speeding that I've never heard before, I'll

let you go."


      The old gentleman paused. Then said, "Years ago, my wife ran off

with a State trooper. I thought you were bringing her back."


    "Have a good day, sir,"  replied the trooper.




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Rate This | Posted over 7 years ago


 ROTFLMBO...that was great!


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Rate This | Posted over 7 years ago


LMAO! Loved that one!