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Things I Can Do Nothing About

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Posted 20 days ago

 

"911, state your emergency"


"Yes, when I leave Wal-Mart, the sun gets in my eyes and I can't see the redlight."


"Ummmmm, maybe there is more than 1 exit or you could shop at night (or shop somewhere else?)"


 


This one still gets me....


In God we trust...all others checked thru NCIC.

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Rate This | Posted 10 days ago

 

The last cople of days we have been dealing with a coastal storm on the eastern seaboard. After about the 15 millionth 911 call to ask me what it's like outside I finally let it slip out yesterday......"Look out the window......"  (Click)

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Rate This | Posted 4 days ago

 

LOL!!


HIM: I LOCKED MY KEYS IN MY CAR


ME: IS THERE ANYONE INSIDE THE VEHICLE?


HIM: NO


ME: SIR, I'M SORRY, BUT THIS DOESN'T CONSTITUTE AS AN EMERGENCY, WOULD YOU LIKE THE NUMBER TO A LOCKSMITH.


HIM: BUT IT IS AN EMERGENCY


ME: OK, SIR, PLEASE TELL ME HOW THIS IS AN EMERGENCY?


HIM: BECAUSE I'M AT THE HOTEL AND CHECKOUT IS AT 11:00 (CALL WAS AT 10:59)


ME: SIR, JUST BECAUSE YOU HAVE TO CHECK OUT OF THE HOTEL AND HAVE LOCKED YOUR KEYS IN YOUR CAR, STILL DOES NOT CONSTITUTE AS AN EMERGENCY.