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This was to funny to pass up. Find your sign, don't cheat you have to post it so the rest of us can laugh at you...
I am shamefully a capricorn.....

Aquarius (Jan20-Feb18) You lie a great deal. On the other hand, you are inclined to be careless and impractical, causing you to make the same mistakes over and over again. People think you are stupid.

Pisces (Feb-Mar20) You have a vivid imagination and often think you are being followed by the CIA or FBI. You have minor influence over your associates and people resent you for your flaunting of your power. You lack confidence and are generally a coward. Pisces people do terrible things to small animals.

Aries (Mar21-Apr19) You are a pioneer type and hold most people in contempt. You are quick-tempered, impatient and scornful of advice. You are not very nice.

Taurus (Apr20-Mar20) You are practical and persistent. You have a dogged determination to work like hell. Most people think you are stubborn and bull headed. Taurus people have B.O. and Fart a lot.

Gemini (May 21-June 20) You are a quick and intelligent thinker. People like you because you are bisexual. However, you are inclined to expect too much for too little. This means you are cheap. Gemini’s are known for committing incest.

Cancer (Jun21-Jul22) You are sympathetic and understanding to other peoples problems. They think you are a sucker. You are always putting things off. That’s way you’ll never make anything of yourself. Most welfare recipients are cancer people.

Leo (Jul23-Aug22) You consider yourself a born leader. Others think you are a pushy. Most Leo people are bullies. You are vain and dislike honest criticism. Your arrogance is disgusting. Leo people are thieves.

Virgo (Aug23-Sept22) You are the logical type and hate disorder. This nit-picking is sickening to your friends. You are cold and unemotional and sometimes fall asleep while making love. Virgo’s make good bus drivers.

Libra (Sept23-Oct22) You are the artistic type and have a difficult time with reality. If you are a man you are more likely to be queer. Changes for employment and monetary gains are excellent. Most Libra woman are good prostitutes. All Libras have venereal disease.

Scorpio (Oct23-Nov21) You are shrewd in business and can not be trusted. You will achieve the pinnacle of success because of your total lack of ethics. Most Scorpio are murdered.

Sagittarius (Nov22-Dec21) You are optimistic and enthusiastic. You have a reckless tendency to rely on luck since you lack talent. The majority of Sagittarius are drunks or dope fiends. People laugh at you a great deal.

Capricorn (Dec22-Jan19) You are conservative and afraid of taking risks. You don’t do much of anything and are lazy. There has never been a Capricorn of importance. Capricorns should avoid standing still too long as a dog might think you are a tree and piss on you.

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Scorpio.


drink up me 'arties yo ho

avast ye don't ask we be friends if 10 post we not shared

AARGH ye be prepared to kiss the gunners daughter if I be crossed

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tmefford said:

Scorpio.

Know to keep a closer eye on you now...lol

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Taurus

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Stop Sign


For so long as one hundred men remain alive, we shall never under any conditions submit to the domination of the English. It is not for glory or riches or honours that we fight, but only for liberty, which no good man will consent to lose but with his life.

The Declaration of Arbroath, 1320

SCREW TIBET FREE SCOTLAND !!!!

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bad_LT said:

Stop Sign

Now thats a Sign!! LOL

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U a virgo LT...lol Did ya read them...hehehehe ;)

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I'M A PISCES
Funny Monkey


PL Mentoring Team Member-------conflicts are not determined by who is right BUT by who is left

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I'M A PISCES
Funny Monkey

I'll keep the pups locked up from now on...lol

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Aquarius....I don't lie, maybe exaggerate a little tho...LOL

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aquarius
Why I got to be the stupid one?

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CTAPPAKEG Im ratting you out....Your a LIBRA...lol

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LKJ said:


ohcop said:


I'M A PISCES
Funny Monkey


I'll keep the pups locked up from now on...lol


LOL I've been told I'm a bad monkey


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Pisces....for all my subordinates...hehe

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Ohcop...Bad monkey huh....Oh that could go so many ways...lol

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ARIES

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OH my what a variety of characters we have here...

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I am an Aquarian...good grief.

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Week 1

I'll post for bad_LT

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Rex you hit it right on the head I mean tail. ROFLMFAO

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Cancer....but i'm not a procrastinator....I put off posting this for as long as i could

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I am a Virgo, I am not a nit-picker or cold and unemotional

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Gay Cop Lawnmower found REX cutting the HUH grass


For so long as one hundred men remain alive, we shall never under any conditions submit to the domination of the English. It is not for glory or riches or honours that we fight, but only for liberty, which no good man will consent to lose but with his life.

The Declaration of Arbroath, 1320

SCREW TIBET FREE SCOTLAND !!!!

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I'm a LIBRA and it's correct -- in my other mind, the one I lost, I AM a prostitute LMAO


September 11, 2001... I will always remember

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I'm a Leo.... Not a leader, but not quite a follower either, Not really vain and I actually prefer good honest criticism because I like to know what I can improve and the only thing I am guilty of stealing is my husband's heart.... : )

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I am Leo, and all my ex gf's were Libra's yikes


Keep the change I don't want it. False hope and lose change.

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gwatson0008 said:

I am Leo, and all my ex gf's were Libra's yikes

Be afwaid... be vewy vewy afwaid... LOL We're not really that bad, I mean the VD has cleared up quite a bit since the operation!!


September 11, 2001... I will always remember

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Just my luck, I'm a d&*(&*(mn libra,lol!

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My sign...?

"Slippery When Wet"

10-8...


The Guy !
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Honoring the Fallen

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