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God, a Marine and the Professor‏

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    > A United States Marine was attending some college courses

    > between assignments. He had completed missions in Iraq and

    > Afghanistan . One of the courses had a professor who was an

    > avowed atheist, and a member of the ACLU.

    >

    > One day the professor shocked the class when he came in. He

    > looked to the ceiling and flatly stated, GOD if you are real

    > then I want you to knock me off this platform. I'll give

    > you exactly 15 min.' The lecture room fell silent. You

    > could hear a pin drop. Ten minutes went by and the professor

    > proclaimed, 'Here I am GOD, I'm still

    > waiting.'

    >

    > It got down to the last couple of minutes when the Marine

    > got out of his chair, went up to the professor, and

    > cold-cocked him; knocking him off the platform. The

    > professor was out cold.

    >

    >

    > The Marine went back to his seat and sat there, silently.

    >

    > The other students were shocked and stunned, and sat there

    > looking on in silence. The professor eventually came

    > to, noticeably shaken, looked at the Marine and asked,

    > 'What in the world is the matter with you? 'Why did

    > you do that?'

    >

    > The Marine calmly replied, 'GOD was too busy today

    > protecting America 's soldiers who are protecting your

    > right to say stupid stuff and act like an idiot.. So

    > He sent me.'

    >

    > The classroom erupted in cheers!

    >

    > THIS IS

    > GOOD, KEEP IT GOING


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SEMPER FI

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HHHHHHHHHHOOOOOOOOOOOOORRRRRRRRRRRRRAAAAAAAAAAAAYYYYYYYYYYYYYY   !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! SEMPER FI !!!!


Good One Ralph. It sez it all.  !!!!!   -ceb   ...


 

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AMEN

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That's awesome.

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Good one, Ralphie!!! Laugh my arse off every time I read this one!!  


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Nice.  Made me feel warm and fuzzy. 

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Excellent Ralph, Excellent!!!

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Made me laugh, shared it with some marine friends, they loved it.