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Posted over 5 years ago

 

Who says cops don't have a sense of humor?

"The handcuffs are tight because they're new. They'll stretch out after you wear them awhile."


"If you run, you'll only go to jail tired."


"So, you don't know how fast you were going. I guess that means I can write anything I want on the ticket, huh?"


"Yes sir, you can talk to the shift supervisor, but I don't think it will help. Oh, did I mention that I am the shift supervisor?"


"Warning! You want a warning? O.K., I'm warning you not to do that again or I'll give you another ticket."


"The answer to this last question will determine whether you are drunk or not. Was Mickey Mouse a cat or dog?"


"Yeah, we have a quota. Two more tickets and my wife gets a toaster oven."


"Life's tough, it's tougher if you're stupid."


"In God we trust, all others are suspects."


"No sir, we don't have quotas anymore. We used to have quotas, but now we're allowed to write as many tickets as we want."


"Just how big were those two beers?

 

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Nice!

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AND BEFORE UNKA DEN AXES, YES I AM BORED !!!!  Time to lighten up folks !!! Who needs a laugh?


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I can ALWAYS use a good laugh!!


Life's journey is not to arrive at the grave safely, with a well preserved body...but rather to skid in sideways, totally worn out, shouting.... HOLY SH*T... WHAT A RIDE!!!

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I got my good laugh for the day already.....I found the one thing my baby girl WON'T instantly stick in her mouth......


 


A TOOTHBRUSH!   ..........I KNEW we was related to hillbillies somewhere along the line!


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Hey!  I resemble that remark!  :D


Life's journey is not to arrive at the grave safely, with a well preserved body...but rather to skid in sideways, totally worn out, shouting.... HOLY SH*T... WHAT A RIDE!!!

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Thanks for the laugh....and to think I used to use some of these lines....LoL

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Thanks for starting my day out with a laugh.......it's good for the soul.

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Officer: just how high are you?

Subject: No officer it's hi how are you?

It's and email going around and I thought it was cute...