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Memphis, TN 911 Calls

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Posted about 5 years ago

 

Believe it or not ,

These are Memphis , TN 's REAL 911 Calls!



Dispatcher :
9-1-1 What is your emergency?

Caller:
I heard what sounded like gunshots coming from the brown house on the corner.

Dispatcher:
Do you have an address?

Caller:  No, I have on a blouse and slacks, why?



Dispatcher:
9-1-1 What is your emergency?

Caller
:  Someone broke into my house and took a bite out of my ham and cheese sandwich .

Dispatcher :
Excuse me?

Caller :  
I made a ham and cheese sandwich and left it on the kitchen table and when I came back from the bathroom, someone had taken a bite out of it.

Dispatcher
: Was anything else taken?

Caller :  
No, but this has happened to me before and I'm sick and tired of it!



Dispatcher:
9-1-1 What is the nature of your emergency?

Caller:   I'm trying to reach nine eleven but my phone doesn't have an eleven on it.

Dispatcher:
This is nine eleven.

Caller:    I thought you just said it was nine-one-one

Dispatcher:
Yes, ma'am nine-one-one and nine-eleven are the same t hing.

Caller:    Honey, I may be old, but I'm not stupid.


My Personal Favorite!!!


Dispatcher:
9-1-1 What's the nature of your emergency?

Caller:    
My wife is pregnant and her contractions are only two minutes apart

Dispatcher:
Is this her first child?

Caller:    
No, you idiot! This is her husband!


And the winner is..........



Dispatcher:
9-1-1

Caller:  
Yeah, I'm having trouble breathing. I'm all out of breath.  Darn....I think I'm going to pass out.

Dispatcher:
Sir, where are you calling from?

Caller:  
I'm at a pay phone. North and Foster.

Dispatcher: !
Sir, an ambulance is on the way. Are you an asthmatic?

Caller:  
No

Dispatcher:
What were you doing before you started having trouble breathing?

Caller:  
Running from the Police