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Wtc_badge_max600_max160_max50

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Posted about 5 years ago

 

 


WALK NAKED IN AMERICA DAY    

 

Don't forget to mark your calenders.  As you may already know, it is a sin for a Muslim male to see any woman, other than his wife, naked. He must commit suicide if he does. So, next Saturday at 4 PM Eastern Time all American women are asked to walk out of their house completely naked to help weed out any neighborhood terrorists. Circling your block for one hour is recommended for this anti-terrorist effort. All patriotic men are to position themselves in lawn chairs in front of their house to prove they are not Muslims and to demonstrate they think its okay to see nude women other than their wife, and to show support for all American women. Since Islam also does not approve of alcohol, a cold 6-pack at your side is further proof of your anti-Muslim sentiment. The American government appreciates your efforts to root out terrorists and applauds your participation in this anti-terrorist activity.

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I wish! 


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All-Right!!!!   Sounds good to me!!!!   -ceb   ...


 

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my chair and cooler are waiting !!!

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Hell with the 6 pack...I've got my keg all ready to go!

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Got my chair ready at the curbside, just waiting for the parade to begin.............



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Actually, Muslin Terrorists are trained and given "permission" to drink alcohol and chase women to appear that they are not devout, fannatical. I have anti-terriorist sentiment, not anti-Muslin sediment. The parade does sound interesting........

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I plan on haveing my side arm next to me... Just in case one does show up.      

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hey servingproud, i hereby nominate you morale officer.   ..........................now where is that digital camera???????????????

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Hmm, I may visit a friend in another neighbourhood that day! There are a couple of gals nearby....well, let's just say I value my eyesight!


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Rate This | Posted about 5 years ago

 

O.K., I did it.


My mailman stole my nekked wife,


sombody called the cops,


I got arrested for public drunk,


They took my keg


And my mom thinks I'm a pervert.


Thanks, Great idea!