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>>> A man died and went to heaven.. As he stood in front of St. Peter at the Pearly Gates, he saw a huge wall of clocks behind him.
>>>
>>> He asked, 'What are all those clocks?'
>>>
>>> St. Peter answered, 'Those are Lie-Clocks.
>>> Everyone on Earth has a Lie-Clock.
>>>
>>> Every time you lie the hands on your clock will move.'
>>>
>>> 'Oh,' said the man, 'whose clock is that?'
>>>
>>> 'That's Mother Teresa's. The hands have never moved, indicating
>>> that she never told a lie.'
>>>
>>> 'Incredible,' said the man. 'And whose clock is that one?'
>>>
>>>
>>> St. Peter responded, 'That's Abraham Lincoln's clock. The hands have moved twice, telling us that Abe told only two lies in his entire life.'
>>>
>>>
>>> 'Where's President Obama's clock?' asked the man.
>>>
>>>
>>> 'Obama's clock is in Jesus' office. He's using it as a ceiling fan.'
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