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Things I learned Living in the South
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The difference between the North and the South - at last,clearly explained....
The North has coffee houses, the South has Waffle Houses. The North has dating services, the South has family reunions. The North has switchblade knives; the South has Lee Press-on Nails. The North has double last names; the South has double first The North has Indy car races; The South has stock car races. North has Cream of Wheat, the South has grits. The North has green salads, the South has collard greens. The North has lobsters, the South has crawfish . The North has the rust belt; the South has the Bible Belt. FOR NORTHERNERS MOVING SOUTH . . .. In the South: --If you run your car into a ditch, don't Don't be surprised to find movie rentals and bait in Remember, 'Y'all' is singular, 'all Get used to hearing 'You ain't from round here, are ya?' Save all manner of bacon grease.. You will be instructed Don't be worried at not understanding what people are The proper pronunciation you learned in school is no longer Be advised that 'He needed killin.' is a valid If you hear a Southerner exclaim, 'Hey, y'all watch If there is the prediction of the slightest chance of even Do not be surprised to find that 10-year olds own their own In the South, we have found that the best way to grow a AND REMEMBER: If you do settle in the South and bear I'd rather have a sister in a whore house than a brother with a Glock! |
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| Posted 4 months ago There ya' go. |
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| Posted 4 months ago I dunno. I live in a small town in the deep South. Yep, we are very clannish and we don't trust outsiders. On the other hand, outsiders will gain our trust fairly quickly once we see that they are good people. And we will defend our local cops who we have gotten to know and trust. Like I said, us good folk stick together, and a person's word goes a long way with us and with the law. Here is an example of that trust: Several years ago a sheriff's department deputy dropped by a friend of mine's house on a Saturday afternoon to tell him that he had a warrant for for his arrest. The warrant as it turned out was falsely sworn out by his b**** of an ex-wife, but thats another story. My buddy and the deputy knew one another fairly well, and my buddy explained that he needed to make arrangements for somebody to look after his mother. So the deputy told my buddy that he would come back and pick him up at 8 am on Monday morning. My buddy, true to his word, was ready and waiting at 8 am on Monday morning when the deputy showed up for him. Colonel Sandurz: Prepare ship for light speed.
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| Posted 4 months ago Hey y'all...this was funny as hell! Compliance...it's not an option! It's a matter of time! |
That made my day....definitely sending this to all my friends! :D
