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Shock and Bmorgan are revivng the late nightness

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>>>>>I try.....I mean are u going to remember to call Texas in the morning....dementia works in mysterious ways...LOLOL


 


GAWD, no WONDER the MARINES wanted your A** to be GONE!!! lmao... I wish you were coming to work for us, at MY damn area.. I would LOVE to be your damn SGT.. hahahaha. kick your sorry a** from here to Mexico!!!



 


I would just wait til u were off duty and then pulled u over....."Sarge I need to see ur license and proof of insurance".....jk...LOL



I could see a really shi**y detail coming from that. LOL



Marine patrol at the sewer treatment plant.  Hahahaha  I crack myself up.



 


Yep sure......"Um dispatch I need a supervisor at my location".....yes ma'am here comes ole chippy upon request to join me in the same shit detail she put me on........Im always one step ahead of the game, lol


Oh HELL NOoooo you are on that sh*t detail solo bub... and I ain't yer damn GRANDMOTHER



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thank you it's been a long night, but the hair thign, never again please, lOl


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Officer needs assistance! And supervisor is needed on scene.......and u come to find out I was over whelmed by rats.......You would come, dont worry, you would


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Officer needs assistance! And supervisor is needed on scene.......and u come to find out I was over whelmed by rats.......You would come, dont worry, you would



I bet that would be the longest response time on record, lol


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Officer needs assistance! And supervisor is needed on scene.......and u come to find out I was over whelmed by rats.......You would come, dont worry, you would



I bet that would be the longest response time on record, lol



Hmmmmm.. I will take the 5th.


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It seems shock left, his young age must have got to him. lol


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thank you it's been a long night, but the hair thign, never again please, lOl



Are you talking about me?

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It seems shock left, his young age must have got to him. lol


 


CURFEW!!!  lmao..



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If the follicles fit ……


The world is not all sunshine and rainbows. It is a very mean and nasty place It will beat you to your knees and keep you there permanently if you let it. You, me or nobody is going to hit as hard as life. But it is not about how hard you hit, it is about how hard you can get hit and keep moving forward,!

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It seems shock left, his young age must have got to him. lol


 


CURFEW!!!  lmao..



LMAO


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CHP I was just trying to show love by my tribute, LOL


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CHP I was just trying to show love by my tribute, LOL



hahaha brat, as was I!!! lmao... well am off to bed, you guys have worn me out.. damn my face hurts from laughing!!! Smack Shock for me if he comes back in!!! You be safe ok?


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CHP I was just trying to show love by my tribute, LOL



hahaha brat, as was I!!! lmao... well am off to bed, you guys have worn me out.. damn my face hurts from laughing!!! Smack Shock for me if he comes back in!!! You be safe ok?



Night, will do, be safe also


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woah woah...I leave for 5 minutes and come back and u guys are on the brink of insanity.....im back   its ok


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I'm to sexy for my shirt, too sexy for my shirts, so sexy it hurts....


Or we can go with Gunther:


Ooh. you touch my tralala, mmm my ding ding dong. Deep in the night, I'm looking for some love, deep in the night, I'm looking for some fun...

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Well Morgy, it appears that u have 40 minutes left on ur shift....so Im clockin out for the night and hittin the sack


Sweet dreams.....I know u will have them with those pictures of hammie and micheal jackson stuck in ur head.....lol


Peace out


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Actually I have an hour and a half.  But the last hour I get to spend on the range doing drills with my MP-5, burning up taxpayer ammo so that does not count as work.


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Actually I have an hour and a half.  But the last hour I get to spend on the range doing drills with my MP-5, burning up taxpayer ammo so that does not count as work.



 


Way to burn up taxpayer money.........o the 10's of thousands of rounds I have fired on the tax payer dime...thanks everyone


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OPP=  Other people's propellant.


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OPP, THAT is funny! Gonna have to tell a few people about that one..........


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Jumped into the rack with a big smile on my face! 


Thanks bmorgan and shockusmc87!!  The killer with the comeback - CHP!!!

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Goodnes shock. Shame on you. You too bmorgan.


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Goodnes shock. Shame on you. You too bmorgan.



 


Come again?


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YEAH, ok I see how you all are.. pickin on the SOLO female in here . but that's ok, I can fight dirty too!!! lmao.. yer all shits. probably all still young bloods.. lol.. FINE.. I will be the EVIL GODMOTHER.. lmao..er.. bwwwwwahahahahaha


 


Yeah and I have the treachery down pat!!! RUNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN SHOCKY



See Boys and Girls, Godmama Chippie DON'T NEED NO STINKIN BACKUP !!!!!  Go get em girl !!!!


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YEAH, ok I see how you all are.. pickin on the SOLO female in here . but that's ok, I can fight dirty too!!! lmao.. yer all shits. probably all still young bloods.. lol.. FINE.. I will be the EVIL GODMOTHER.. lmao..er.. bwwwwwahahahahaha


 


Yeah and I have the treachery down pat!!! RUNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN SHOCKY



See Boys and Girls, Godmama Chippie DON'T NEED NO STINKIN BACKUP !!!!!  Go get em girl !!!!



 


Bull....she better bring her and her senior citizen home army with her when comin my way.......hahaha, man o man I just laughed pretty hard....good ol chippy, where ya at? Getting fitted for a cane today?...LOL....ok im done now


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hammie just got turned on


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Is this from the "Barbie's Porn House" series?

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hammie just got turned on



Cruel to be kind!


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hammie just got turned on



Cruel to be kind!




 


Hammie what did we tell u about the whole body hair thing?


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