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Poll: You have the right to remain silent...street versions

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You have the right to remain silent and I am here to enforce that right.


You have the right to remain silent but not the ability


You have the right to remain silent your girlfriend already told us every thing


You have the right to remain silent but if you wish to cry like a punk go ahead

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I love Chris Rock's version in Lethal Weapon 4.  Paraphrased as follows:


... You have the right to a lawyer, and if you get Johnny Cochran, I'll kill you.  If you cannot afford a lawyer, we'll get you the dumbest f'ing lawyer on the planet.


Rule 1) End the day in better condition than you started.

Rule 2) Be smarter, faster, stronger, tougher, meaner than any son of a bitch who tries to make you violate rule 1.

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You have the right to remain silent except when I question you.


(Remember guys, by the time I get them they have given up lots of rights because they are on probation or parole. I don't need no stinking warrant !!!! for arrest or searches !!!!)


 


La. General conditions of probation state '"Failure to comply with the foregoing conditions may cause your probaiton to be revoked. During the period of probation, you shall be suject to arrest at any time by the Probation & Parole Officer, either with or without a warrant, for the purpose of returning you to the Court for futher disposition."


Parole Condition #7 states "That I will promptly and truthfully answer all inquiries directed to me by the Division of Probation and Parole"


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COPinNC says ...



You have the right to remain stupid. And nothing I can do will change that.


 


Love this one can I use it?


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You have the right to remain silent and I suggust you use it.



Mine is like this one :


You have the right to remain silent I sugeest you do so

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Cat_D says ...



You have the right to remain silent except when I question you.


(Remember guys, by the time I get them they have given up lots of rights because they are on probation or parole. I don't need no stinking warrant !!!! for arrest or searches !!!!)


 


La. General conditions of probation state '"Failure to comply with the foregoing conditions may cause your probaiton to be revoked. During the period of probation, you shall be suject to arrest at any time by the Probation & Parole Officer, either with or without a warrant, for the purpose of returning you to the Court for futher disposition."


Parole Condition #7 states "That I will promptly and truthfully answer all inquiries directed to me by the Division of Probation and Parole"



And of course they FAIL on Parole Condition #7 all the time!  LMAO 


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DonnaLynn says ...Yep got to agree with that one...



Cat_D says ...



You have the right to remain silent except when I question you.


(Remember guys, by the time I get them they have given up lots of rights because they are on probation or parole. I don't need no stinking warrant !!!! for arrest or searches !!!!)


 


La. General conditions of probation state '"Failure to comply with the foregoing conditions may cause your probaiton to be revoked. During the period of probation, you shall be suject to arrest at any time by the Probation & Parole Officer, either with or without a warrant, for the purpose of returning you to the Court for futher disposition."


Parole Condition #7 states "That I will promptly and truthfully answer all inquiries directed to me by the Division of Probation and Parole"



And of course they FAIL on Parole Condition #7 all the time!  LMAO 


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Rate This | Posted over 3 years ago

 

For Security personnel:


You have the right to leave the property.  If you refuse that right, you'll really wish you'd used it in a few minutes.


You have the right to leave the property, and if you refuse that right, I'll really enjoy seeing you get put into the backseat of a squad.


You have the right to leave the property.  If you come back before you're supposed to, you will have the right to cry like a punk on your way to jail.

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Rate This | Posted over 3 years ago

 

CopinNC Says.....    You have the right to remain stupid. And nothing I can do will change that


PRICELESS.....


My Favorite wish I could use it daily.


"It's Never To Late To Be What You Could Have Been"

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You have the right to remain silent. So shut up....

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Rate This | Posted over 1 year ago

 

You have the right to remain silent ....just not the ability


Bad stuff happens to good people, handle it and overcome.
My motto for life:
Let go and let GOD,
Only HE can control everything.

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Rated +1 | Posted over 1 year ago

 

I call this one the Shrek version, You have the right to remain silent, but lack the capacity Donkey...