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Are You a Democrat, Republican or Redneck

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Di_chesty_max50

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Posted over 5 years ago

 







Are you a Democrat, a Republican, or a Redneck? 


Here is a little test that will help you decide.


The answer can be found by posing the following question:
You're walking down a deserted street with your wife and two small children.


Suddenly, an Islamic Terrorist with a huge knife comes around the corner,
locks eyes with you, screams obscenities, praises Allah, raises the knife, and charges at you. 


You are carrying a Colt Model 1911 45 cal. automatic pistol, and you are an expert shot. 



You have mere seconds before he reaches you and your family.
What do you do? 


THINK CAREFULLY AND THEN SCROLL DOWN: 


Democrat's Answer : 


Well, that's not enough information to answer the question! 

Does the man look poor or oppressed?  Have I ever done anything to him
that would inspire him to attack? 

Could we run away?

What does my wife think?

What about the kids?

Could I possibly swing the gun like a club and knock the knife out of his hand? 

What does the law say about this situation? 

Does the pistol have appropriate safety built into it?

Why am I carrying a loaded gun anyway, and what kind of message does this send to society and to my children? 

Is it possible he'd be happy with just killing me? 

Does he definitely want to kill me, or would he be content just to wound me?

If I were to grab his knees and hold on, could my family get away while he was stabbing me?

Should I call 
9-1-1?

Why is this street so deserted? 

We need to raise taxes, have paint and weed day
and make this happier, healthier street that would discourage such behavior.

This is all so confusing!
I need to debate this with some friends  for few days and try to come to a consensus. 


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Republican's Answer: 
BANG!



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Redneck's Answer: 


BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! 

Click..... (Sounds of reloading)
BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! Click 

Daughter: 'Nice grouping, Daddy!
Were those the  Winchester Silver Tips or Hollow Points?!'

Son: 'Can I shoot the next one?!'


Wife: 'You ain't taking that to the Taxidermist





 




 
Once a MARINE.........
   Always a MARINE.........Marines
Harley Man
 
 


Robert (Gunny 03) Jensen
If you don't stand behind our troops,
please feel free to stand in front of them!
'IN GOD WE TRUST'

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LOL literally when I read this,  I guess I'd be somewhere between a Republician and a redneck.

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Bang!!!! Now how's that for an answer?

Gods_team_max50

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LOL@ the Redneck's response. Thanks for the laugh.


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