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Posted about 7 years ago

 

What's the best excuse you've heard from people trying to get out of a ticket?

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Rate This | Posted about 7 years ago

 

I had a gentleman speeding on a sunday morning. When I went up I asked him where he was going in such a hurry. He said, "I'm late for church". I told him that God would forgive him for being late and gave him a ticket.

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i was watching tv and this cop clocked a guy going 93 and when he stopped him he said that he had to go to the bathroom and he said that he wasnt going 92 he said he was going 50 or 55 LOL

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ever hear the one where the cop pulled over this old car on a dark rainy night? Well true story here, a state trooper pulled over this car and walks up to the driver side window. Ask for the drivers license, registration, insurance...the window couldnt roll down but it had one of those smaller pushout windows next to it. It was an older car so go figure. Anyways, the state trooper comes back with the ticket book, sticks it in the small window, the guy grabs it to sign it. The trooper shines his light inside to be horrified....the drivers side was actually on the passenger side. The steering wheel was on the opposite side.
The state trooper looks over at the driver and just laughed and took his ticket book and said...have a nice evening gentlemen without citing them....DOOOH!!