A woman, in her fifties, is at home happily jumping unclothed on her bed and squealing with delight.   Her husband watches her for a while and asks, “Do you  have any idea how ridiculous you look?  What’s the matter  with you?” 

 The woman continue s to bounce on the bed and says, “I  don’t care what you think.  I just came from having a mammogram and the doctor says that not only am I healthy but I have the breasts of an 18-year-old.”   The husband replies, “What did he say about your
55-year-old ass?”    “Your name never came up,” she replied. 
Men...you are just un- armed!

Oh hahaha...I soooo love this one...Oh do I love this one!!!!

You still look Pat in them pants!