A male driver is pulled over by a cop and the following conversation takes place:

Man: What's the problem officer?

Cop: You were going at least 75 in a 55 zone.

Man: No sir, I was going 65.

Wife: Oh Harry. You were going 80.

(Man gives his wife a dirty look.)

Cop: I'm also going to give you a ticket for your broken tail light.

Man: Broken tail light? I didn't know about a broken tail light!

Wife: Oh Harry, you've known about that tail light for weeks.

(Man gives his wife a dirty look.)

Cop: I'm also going to give you a citation for not wearing your seat belt.

Man: Oh, I just took it off when you were walking up to the car.

Wife: Oh  Harry, you never wear your seat belt.

Man: Shut your mouth, woman!

Cop: Ma'am, does your husband always talk to you this way?

Wife: No, only when he's drunk.


 

ha ha ha...that one is a oldie but a goodie

I stopped a guy one time for speeding.  I get to the passenger window and he is being very polite and cooperative but his passenger just had to keep running his mouth.  I was trying to not let his passenger affect my decision as to write or not write.  When I came up to the vehicle after electing to write the warning instead, the passenger states... see I told you that prick was going to write you a ticket.  I'm supprised he didn't say anything about my beer.  I look over and sure enough he takes a big ol drink from a ( BEER ) in a coozie.  I hand the driver the warning and ask him to stay put for a second.  I go over to the passenger side and take him into custody for public intoxication, trasporting open container and at the jail for possession of paraphernalia for the one hitter in his pocket.

After placing him in my unit I went back to the driver and informed him he could be cited for transporting open container as well since he is responsible for everything in his vehicle.  He said it would be worth it to get that SOB out of his truck.  It was his father in law.

MAYES38 says ...

I stopped a guy one time for speeding.  I get to the passenger window and he is being very polite and cooperative but his passenger just had to keep running his mouth.  I was trying to not let his passenger affect my decision as to write or not write.  When I came up to the vehicle after electing to write the warning instead, the passenger states... see I told you that prick was going to write you a ticket.  I'm supprised he didn't say anything about my beer.  I look over and sure enough he takes a big ol drink from a ( BEER ) in a coozie.  I hand the driver the warning and ask him to stay put for a second.  I go over to the passenger side and take him into custody for public intoxication, trasporting open container and at the jail for possession of paraphernalia for the one hitter in his pocket.

After placing him in my unit I went back to the driver and informed him he could be cited for transporting open container as well since he is responsible for everything in his vehicle.  He said it would be worth it to get that SOB out of his truck.  It was his father in law.

Let me guess he tried the old, I am in a car you can't arrest me for Public  Intoxication !!! I love that one and it never gets old oh wait it really does. Oh and I bet he did the "I will have your job!"