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what not to say part 2

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if i lay down can you draw that little outline of me with your chaulk?"


"dont you work security at dunkin donutz?"


"all i have to make is one phone call and kiss your job good bye"


"you mean it is illegal to have MJ?, what about the cocaine in the glove box, will i get in trouble for that?"


"I'm swear officer i havent drank a drop, smoked a few bowls though"


"I wasnt speeding, i was in a hurry"


"when i get out of jail can i go on a ride along?"


"man this is the safest gas station in all of NY"


"do i have to do this test now, can i wait till i am sober?"


"I dont sell weed i only grow it."


just some of the things i have heard, in my county, oh we have a bunch of scholars living there,


but super troopers is still the manual for proper police procedures in handling situations

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"But officer, just let me pull my pants up!"

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My favorite.......... When you take these cuffs off im gonna kick your a$$.......


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I'm a traffic officer and we wear yellow shirts to separate us from the police officers.... just so happens the crossing guards wear the same color... so i always get the "so are you like a crossing guard or somethin?'   If only I could respond w/


"heck no b&^ch i have a car... with lights.... and a RADIO" haha


 


That and "officer you can arrest me ANYTIME"


Or "what are you doin when u get off?" my favorite response is "not you!!" ha ha

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Best i have heard is," Mom making sandwiches and told me to hurry to store for loaf of bread". 65 in 40 zone. H-1

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Had a guy I arrested for DUI once aske me on the way to the jail


" How about we stop off at the truck stop and get some breakfast before we do the test and let come of this wear off.  The guys at the jail are a$$holes and I'm hungry."


I then informed him I was a reserve officer for the town I arrested him in, and then informed him I worked full time for the county jail as a detention officer.


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MAYES38 says ...



Had a guy I arrested for DUI once aske me on the way to the jail


" How about we stop off at the truck stop and get some breakfast before we do the test and let come of this wear off.  The guys at the jail are a$$holes and I'm hungry."


I then informed him I was a reserve officer for the town I arrested him in, and then informed him I worked full time for the county jail as a detention officer.



What was his responce?

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but super troopers is still the manual for proper police procedures in handling situations



I know you are joking about this line because we use it around here too... but don't you hate it when stupid defense attorneys use these jokes as a defense and try to hurt our cases.