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10. Yes, I know my driving is not 100%, but you have to agree that it is still pretty good for someone who is completely drunk. (Andre Engels)


 9. You just try to give me a ticket! Hell, I don't even have a license. Now who's dumb? (Peon)


 8. Can you come back in 5 minutes? I'm in the middle of a telephone conversation. (Peon)


 7. Oops...I thought you were a prostitute. (El Booya)


 6. Do I have any fruits or vegetables? I don't know. Is cocaine a fruit or vegetable? (Aaron Voisine)


 5. Of course I was speeding, you idiot. My license was revoked, I'm on parole, and I've got 10 pounds of heroin in the wheel well! (rorschak)


 4. *wave your hand in front of his face mysteriously* "These are not the drugs you are looking for." (bigal3)


 3. A hundred dollar fine? Well, I think George Washington can change your mind... (Mamday)


 2. Did you pull me over because of the drugs under the seat, the body in the trunk, or the burned out tail-light? (VISGOTH)


 1. Whoops, that's the fake one... here ya go, this is the one. (Laffman)

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LMAO! OMG, FUNNY AS HELL!!!!