OLE AND SVEN WERE FISHING ON THE MICHIGAN OPENER WHEN SVEN PULLED OUT A CIGAR.  FINDING HE HAD NO MATCHES, HE ASKED OLE FOR A LIGHT.  'YA, SHURE, I TINK I HAFF A LIGHTER; HE REPLIED, AND THEN REACHING INTO HIS TACKLE BOX, HE PULLED OUT A BIC LIGHTER 10 INCHES LONG.

'YIMINY CRICKET! 'EXCLAIMED SVEN, TAKING THE HUGE BIC LIGHTER IN HIS HANDS. 'VERE DIT YEW GIT DAT MONSTER?? VELL, REPLIED OLE, I GOT IT FROM MY GENIE. YOU HAFF A GENIE? SVEN ASKED.  'YA, SHURE. IT'S RIGHT HERE IN MY TACKLE BOX, SAYS OLE.   COULD I SEE HIM?   OLE OPENS HIS TACKLE BOX & SURE ENOUGH, OUT POPS THE GENIE.

ADDRESSING THE GENIE, SVEN SAYS,  'HEY DERE! I'M A GOOD FRIEND OF YOUR MASTER.  VILL YOU GRANT ME VUN VISH? 'YES, I WILL, SAYS THE GENIE.  SO SVEN ASKS THE GENIE FOR A MILLION BUCKS. THE GENIE DISAPPEARS BACK INTO THE TACKLE BOX LEAVING SVEN SITTING THERE WAITING FOR HIS MILLION BUCKS.  SHORTLY, THE SKY DARKENS AND IS FILLED WITH THE SOUND OF A MILLION DUCKS....FLYING DIRECTLY OVERHEAD.

OVER THE ROAR OF THE MILLION DUCKS SVEN YELLS AT OLE, 'YUMPIN 'YIMMINY, I ASKED FOR A MILLION BUCKS, NOT A MILLION DUCKS!

OLE ANSWERS, 'YA, I FORGOT TO TELL YEW DAT DA GENIE IS HART OF HEARING. DO YEW REALLY TINK I ASKED FOR A 10-INCH BIC?

LOL!