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Rate This | Posted about 6 years ago

 

  I sent a rookie around the outter perimeter fence to do an audio fence check. 18 zones and I would make him yell at the fence two or three time until i tapped the fence. You could hear him all over the compound.. ZONE 1.... The control room supervisor was in on it and when the officer would check by radio to see if the zone had set off, he'd give it a negative until I tapped. 


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Rate This | Posted about 6 years ago

 

GangMan says ...



I have seen several things that have made me laugh bit I think the funniest was when we told a new employee to go find the I-D-10-T Form. He looked for this form for about 45 minutes before he realized that an I-D-10-T spelled IDIOT!!! It may not sound that funny but it sure was funny when it happened.



We did similar things to "fish" Like tell them to go get a FI5H form for him to fill out so that he could be certified by the state.


Recently we told a "cherry"  to make sure the electric fence was charged properly. He started to touch it, (he was being watched on one of the 214 cameras) and was told, via an outside callbox on one of the buildings, to never touch the fence. The Control Room Sarge was in on it!


Probably would have gotten in a bind for that one.


Reminds me of the time I was disciplined for Hazing by the Warden at the State joint during a DART scenario. All they did was drop their pants. (Also "cherries" they needed to be "welcomed to graves and the facility)

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Rate This | Posted over 5 years ago

 

Cops were doing a prositiution sting, but they were bringing ing the Johns. I was the property officer Worst position due to strip searches. I had been working in the jail for about 3 months before just getting use to it. I had to strip 70 year old John, I thought I was going to have to use force on him. The reason he would not take his pants off when ordered. He had plastic adjoinment attached to him. He siad the prosititues like it, and all this time I was thinking he had a gun or drugs. Never been happy to see a strap on before. Had to be there.

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Rate This | Posted over 5 years ago

 

kaidan says ...



  I sent a rookie around the outter perimeter fence to do an audio fence check. 18 zones and I would make him yell at the fence two or three time until i tapped the fence. You could hear him all over the compound.. ZONE 1.... The control room supervisor was in on it and when the officer would check by radio to see if the zone had set off, he'd give it a negative until I tapped. 



LMAO!!! I think they do that everywhere, the same with the I D 10 T form, and lets not forget about the fog fans.  Sometimes I'm not sure which is funnier to watch Officers or inmates


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Rate This | Posted over 5 years ago

 

had a captain just last week went into confinement to gas an inmate,capt (remember now, hes being videotaped)tells the inmate to submit to handrestraints or he will be sprayed,after about twenty minutes of talking capt pops the seal on the 12 ounce can of fox(mk-9) and tells control to roll the door,he aims pulls the trigger ,the inmate at the same time throws up a plastic pillow and the spray comes right back to the captain. talk about bad timing.inmate was sprayed,but after capt left,we opeaned a new can. guess you had to be there to really appriciate this one.

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Rate This | Posted over 4 years ago

 

bribit99 says ...


Another said that in Graterford, they told him crap was good conditioner....'nuff said.

Lol gotta love graterford there are some unique ones there!

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Rate This | Posted over 4 years ago

 

 I was awaiting the arrival of another police force to return a female they wanted on a fail to appear warrant and arriving early to the meeting place, I got out of my car to stretch my legs...and promptly locked myself out of my cruiser.  Out of my RUNNING cruiser.  Out of my running cruiser with a PRISONER in the backseat.  A HANDCUFFED prisoner.  Who was looking at me through the rear window and trying really hard not to laugh. 


With my cell phone locked in my car with my gear I had no choice but to use the radio to ask for someone to go to my station and get the spare key for my cruiser.  I was about a 15 minute drive from it and it should have been easy to get.   Except it was rush hour and there wasn't a single free unit to get it.


I ended up being rescued by a tow truck driver who took pity on me and jimmied the lock...which made me think it wasn't a good thing that police car door locks are so easily jimmied!!!!


 


Sigh....  I can be a total bag of hammers sometimes....


 


Sigh.  


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Rated +1 | Posted over 4 years ago

 

I would love to see this video


 


KSP494 says ...



We set up a Trooper on a criminal trespass complaint. A suspicious male subject refusing to leave the property. Trooper gets there to the field and starts yelling get on the ground, subject doesn't comply. Trooper yells again "GET THE "F" ON THE GROUND. " "Get the "F" down or I'm gonna bust a cap in your ass." as he inched closer he noticed the subjects back was facing him, Trooper slowly eases up and tackles subject from behind. Subject is a scarecrow. The Trooper calls in his disposition, of course just"negative contact it was a scarecrow, little did Trooper know it was a video taped set up which was played at the X mas party.



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Rate This | Posted over 1 year ago

 

In my 17 years as a CO i can say that the wierdest thing I have been a part of is a guy who made yboy bunny clothing and ears from toilet paper. wore them around his cell for days and then would camo himself and his cell with fecal matter and hide in his cell. The psych tested the guy and deamed him sane. even though he did this for fun 1 or 2 times a month.