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Redneck gingerbread house

Redneck gingerbread house

 

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Your sister and your dad have a child together........

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and you name it after one or the other.........ba da bing !!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Redneck pet carrier

Redneck pet carrier

 


I would have to be a redneck with a little more class and carry my pet in a coor's lite box!

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You think " The Nutcracker" is something you do off the high dive.

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your dad can tell you if your sister is a good kisser or not.

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You take your dog for a walk and you both use the same tree.

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If your dad hooks the trailer to the law mower to take the family to town

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You consider your license plate personalized because your father made it.

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You come home drunk one night and blow chunks........Chunks is your dog.........

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You think fast food is hitting at deer at 65 mph.

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You had your baptism in your bathtub...........

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You wonder how service stations keep their rest rooms so clean.

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You buy a tooth brush for your TOOTH !!!!!!!

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You keep flea and tick soap in the shower.

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Your truck sits higher than your house roof

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Your house doesn't have curtains, but your truck does.

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speed's the key.. when in doubt punch it out

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You think dressing for dinner means putting on a clean wife beater.


Your directions to the party at your house begins with "when you get off the paved road onto the gravel......"


You go to family reunions to get dates.


All your cereal bowls come in a set with Cool Whip on the side.


 


I have more.

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Redneck grill
Redneck grill

Redneck grill

 


 

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Redneck wedding reception

Redneck wedding reception

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Redneck lawn mower

Redneck lawn mower

 


 

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Redneck Harley

Redneck Harley

 


 

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Your state's got a new law that says

when a couple get divorced,

they are still legally brother and sister.

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You got stopped by a state trooper.

He asked you if you had an I.D.

And you said, 'Bout What?'

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YOU THINK SAFE SEX IS A PADDED HEAD BOARD.......

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You may be a Redneck if ...

You and your dog use the same tree.

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AND FINALLY LAST........CAN YOU TELL I AM BORED!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


 

THE TOP COUNTRY & WESTERN SONGS THIS WEEK



 


7.  I Never Went To Bed With an Ugly Woman But I Woke Up With a Few.


6.  If The Phone Don't Ring, You'll Know It's Me.


5.  Wouldn't Take Her To A Dogfight 'Cause She Might Win.


4.  I'm So Miserable Without You It's Like You're Still Here.


3.  She Took My Ring and Gave Me the Finger.


2.  She's Lookin' Better with Every Beer.

And the Number One Country & Western song is...


It's Hard To Kiss The Lips At Night That Chewed My Ass All Day

 

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speed's the key.. when in doubt punch it out