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"Do you feel lucky punk? Well do you?" Clint Eastwood, Dirty Harry

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When i counsel people (better to error in the side of mercy, than the side of wrath"

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When you go into court you are putting your fate into the hands of twelve people who weren't smart enough to get out of jury duty.  ~Norm Crosby

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There is plenty of law at the end of a nightstick.  ~Grover Whalen

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"Better being tried by twelve, than carried by six."

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"Sir did you get beat up?"  No. "I guess you walked into a wall then?"

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Massad Ayoob on the duration of the average gunfight....."A few seconds....OR.....the rest of your life....."


YaYa SweetAsAVelociraptor
YaYa Sisterhood! Catz rule, dawgs drool!

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"Fast is fine, accuracy is final" - Wyatt Earp


my personal favorite, see signature line below


You have the rest of your life to solve the problem, how long your life lasts depends on how well you do it. -Clint Smith

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"The best car safety device is a rear view mirror with a cop in it" - Duddley Moore

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"If you tell the truth, it will make you feel better."


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Honor The Fallen, Strive never to have your name put on the wall
"Fear is an instinct. Courage is a choice."
Rear Admiral Joseph Kernan USN

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"In God we trust.....all others we run NCIC"

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For those arrestees that feel compelled to keep running off at the mouth:


'You have the right to remain silent, but you don't have the ability.'


'You have the right to remain silent.  Exercise it!!'


 


A good one for anyone in WA for those that insist on telling you that you cannot arrest them or take whatever enforcement action.


"George says I can/will/must." 


You have the rest of your life to solve the problem, how long your life lasts depends on how well you do it. -Clint Smith

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The handcuffs are tight because they are new and you have to break them in.


You have the rest of your life to solve the problem, how long your life lasts depends on how well you do it. -Clint Smith

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LOVE ISNT THE TIE THAT BINDS...ITS A HALF A POUND OF COLD STEEL...CUFF ACCORDINGLY

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"Never bother a Cop while he's eating."  

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Take your hands off the car, and I’ll make your birth certificate a worthless document.

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"You sounded alot taller on the radio"

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We can do this the easy way or the hard way

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This is NOT Burger King...  You can't have your way!


Don't sweat the petty things...and don't pet the sweaty things
Come to the dark side...WE have cookies!
Old age and treachery will always beat youth and exuberance
The price of Freedom is ETERNAL VIGILANCE
Dream as if you'll live forever--Live as if you'll die tomorrow!

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Stupidity is not a crime........You may go

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I use this to end briefing: "Kick theirs and cover yours"

Th_detective_max50

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1). "If they (Perps) were all Rocket Scientists we would all soon be out of a job"


2). "How would you like to wake up with a crowd around you?"


3). "Did your Mother have any children that lived Skippy?"


4). "I'm gonna rip your heart out and show it to you before you die!"


5). "Yes Ma'am, you do pay my salary.  So I guess I should be talking to you about a raise huh?"


6). Have a Nice Day...........A**hole!"


"Be a yardstick of quality. Some people aren't used to an environment where excellence is expected."
Steve Jobs

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No one is above the law!

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I don't care if your Black, White or Candy striped..............

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"Slight what not is near through aiming at what is far."


                                                                - Euripedes

My_hero_max50

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S.W.A.T. = SPECIAL WHOOP ASS TEAM

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C.H.A.O.S. = CHEIF HAS ARRIVED ON SCENE

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Just the facts ma'am...(Dragnet)

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No, we don't have a quota. We're allowed to write as many tickets as we want.


What is conservativism? Is it not the adherence to the old and tried against the new and untried? - Abraham Lincoln

Human beings, who are almost unique in having the ability to learn from the experience of others, are also remarkable for their apparent disinclination to do so. - Douglas Adams

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The President on Wild, Wild, West: "... Shoot first, shoot again, shoot some more, and try to ask questions if any one is left."

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