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Posted over 5 years ago

 

HOW TO SAVE THE AIRLINES


   Dump the male flight attendants. No one wanted them in the first place.


   Replace all the female flight attendants with good-looking strippers! What the hell -- They don't even serve food anymore, so what's the loss?


   The strippers would at least triple the alcohol sales and get a 'party atmosphere' going in the cabin. And, of course, every businessman in this country would start flying again, hoping to see naked women.


   Because of the tips, female flight attendants wouldn't need a salary, thus saving even more money.


   Muslims would be afraid to get on the planes for fear of seeing naked women. Hijackings would come to a screeching halt, and the airline industry would see record revenues.  This is definitely a win-win situation if we handle it right -- a golden opportunity to turn a liability into an asset.


   Why didn't Bush think of this? Why do I still have to do everything myself?



   Sincerely,



   Bill Clinton

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I laughed.

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"The most beautiful thing we can experience is the mysterious, it is the true sourse of art, science, and friendship."
- Albert Einstien

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Barack Obama got out of the shower and was drying off when he looked in the mirror and noticed he was white from the neck up to the top of his head. 

In sheer panic and fearing he was turning white and might have to start working for a living, he called his doctor and told him of his problem. 

The doctor advised him to come to his office immediately. After an examination, the doctor mixed a concoction of brown liquid, gave it to Barack, and told him to drink it all. 

Barack drank the concoction and exclaimed, 'That tasted like bullshit!' 

The doctor replied, 'It was, you were a quart low.'