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Funniest Arrest....well the one I will never live down.

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Posted almost 6 years ago

 

Typical me, well if you know me I'm a shit magnet. I was working 1500-2300hrs shift. My relief came in 15min early as usual. The regular office phone rings (2257) so I answer it. The man on the other line says "Ummmm I know this is gonna sound strange, but there is a naked guy walking down Central Street." (We're a small town of 3400 so this doesnt happen). I said "Huh? What? There's a naked guy walking down Central?" He said "Yup, that dude is fucked." I said "Ok.....we'll go check it out." I looked at the other officer and he knew something was up and I told him. He said no way.......i said yup.....here we go. So we both got into a patrol car and headed that way. We made a right turn onto Prouty Street toward Central and there he was.....clothes in hand....and the birthday suit on. The officer cut him off with the cruiser and i went to get out of the passenger side and what did the perp do?>>>>>>>yup he ran. I got out and started after him along with the other officer. I called the foot pursuit in...."140 to C-8, foot pursuit Rte 9 east.....white male......naked!!!" There was silence. C-8 came back and i repeated myself. The other officer caught up with the perp when he fell to the ground, had him put his clothes on and cuffed him. Then a smart ass came over the air (un named) "ummmm 140 u have a description?" I was pissed....i wanted to say short, shrivled, and to the left but i was nice. I advised one in custody. When i asked him why he was out he stated that "It was a nice night and i really like going out naked." (By the way he was only a .089 BAC and no narcotic use) He was booked and later plead out.

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ROFLMAO!   Great description!

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HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA Then why did he bother taking his clothes w/ him in the first place???? Well, for ya'll sake I'm glad he did...

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WoW !!! That is funny for ya'll but so sad on the guy's pasrt.... LoL =0)

Meinuniform_max50

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You just can't make this stuff up!!!! LOL


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LMAO!


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Rate This | Posted over 5 years ago

 

only in our line of work. gotta love it


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Rate This | Posted over 5 years ago

 

Some people have all the (bad) luck.

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I had about a year or so on the street when this one happened.  We were having lineup a the station prior to hitting the street.  Back then there were not enough radios to go around so we would get our portables from the guys on the prior shift as they came in to turn in their car.


Another Officer named Paul Gibbs and I were told that there was a disturbance at the State House Inn.  Rather then give the call to someone who was just about to go off duty they told us to handle it.  Paul and I find a car and head for this place.  Now the State House Inn at the time was nothing more then a flop house. But it was right across the street from the Maryland State house which was in open for business at the time and there were political big shots all over the street.


Paul and I entered the placed and the guy in charge told us that a female was on the third floor breaking everything up, we could hear her yelling and stuff being thrown around.  We went up the stairs to the third floor and there she was.  A heroin addict.  Skinny filthy and naked acept for a pair if dirty panties.  She had scabs all over her and smelled like a bucket of piss.  So Paul and I came up with this plan. On the count of 3 we would both jump her and get her cuffed and then wrap her in a blanket.   So one of us counted to three, and neither of us made a move hoping the other would.   We looked at each other and began to laugh.  We both jumped her and got her cuffed and did the blanket thing.  As we carried her down the steps she was kicking and screaming and on the last landing she and I went head first down the steps.  We landed in the foyer with me on top.  The blanket halfway up the stairs.  So here I am laying on this stinking naked woman who his yelling at the top of her lungs that I was raping  her.  The front door was wide open and all these big shots standing there looking and the bad cop assaulting this poor lady.    Paul walks down the steps and said that he was going to the car to radio for a meat wagon.  I can tell you he took his sweet ole time about it too. Grinning all the way.    He and I still tell that story when  ever we can.

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We had several reports of a guy stealing the morning newspapers off peoples porches over a two week period of time. Only description was a white male in light colored clothing.  A few days later we started getting reports of a peeping tom running through the neighborhood at the same basic time and in the same area. So we decided that this was rediculous and put the entire midnight shift in the area during the times.


On the second night the guy gets spotted running from between the houses.......he's carrying a newspaper under his arm and running like hell. We set up a perimeter and the K-9 came out. Moments later the dog chases this guy out and one of the new guys tackles him and cuffs him face down in some old lady's lawn. As a few other guys run up with their lights on we then notice that he is completely naked with a hotdog sticking out of his rectum. The new guy almost puked......so we put hotdogs in his file at least once a week for about two months, until it looked like he might actually shoot whoever did it next.

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Hey bdp140,I hear where you're comming from.I had the same rep on my job in the Omaha Police Dept. my whole career.I had a new partner and we were working a couple of downtown districts,"C" shift,which was 1430-2230.At about the start of rush hour traffic,all smart officers in a town of half a million souls find a hideing place till traffic clears.I pulled into my favorite parking garage and told my new partner of my rep that if something can go wrong working with me it will.(Quite frankly I told him everything I touch turns to shit)Thjhe traffic was getting pretty bare and at that time some moron comes shooting up the street at least 60 m.p.h.I immediately put the peddle to the meddle,hit the reds and siren,pulled out after him,got about thirty ft. down the street and the comoplete electrical system shuts dow.We sar in the middle of the street and my partner says,"damn,you were right"