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Barry_work_max50

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Posted about 6 years ago

 

Three Blondes were all applying for the last available position on The Texas Highway Patrol. The detective conducting the interview looked at the three of them and said, 'So y'all want to be cops, huh?'

The blondes all nodded.

The detective got up, opened a file drawer and pulled out a folder.

Sitting back down, he opened it and pulled out a picture, and said, 'To be a detective, you have to be able to detect. You must be able to notice things such as distinguishing features and oddities such as scars and so forth.'

So saying, he stuck the photo in the face of the first blonde and withdrew it after about two seconds. 'Now,' he said, 'did you notice any distinguishing features about this man?'

The blonde immediately said, 'Yes, I did. He has only one eye!'

The detective shook his head and said, 'Of course he has only one eye in this picture! It's a profile of his face! You're dismissed!'

The first blonde hung her head and walked out of the office.

The Detective then turned to the second blonde, stuck the photo in her face for two seconds, pulled it back and said, 'What about you? Notice anything unusual or outstanding about this man?'

'Yes! He only has one ear!'

The detective put his head in his hands and exclaimed, 'Didn't you hear what I just told the other lady? This is a profile of the man's face! Of course you can only see one ear!! You're excused too!'

The second blonde sheepishly walked out of the office.

The detective turned his attention to the third and last blonde and said, 'This is probably a waste of time, but...' He flashed the photo in her face for a couple of seconds and withdrew it, saying, 'All right, did you notice anything distinguishing or unusual about this man?'

The blonde said, 'I sure did. This man wears contact lenses.'

The detective frowned, took another look at the picture and began looking at some of the papers in the folder.

He looked up at the blonde with a puzzled expression and said, 'You're absolutely right! His bio says he wears contacts! How in the world could you tell that by looking at his picture?'

The blonde rolled her eyes and said, 'Well, Helloooo! With only one eye and one ear, he certainly can't wear glasses.'

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funny

Larger_max50

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:-)   I left this up for my wife to read...she only had one question:   Did the third blonde get the job?  ;-)

Stooges_max50

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LOL

1asteriskshield_ezr_max50

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Rate This | Posted almost 6 years ago

 

BWAHAHAHAHAHA! Good one!


You can't cure stupid.

6921071_max50

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Rate This | Posted almost 6 years ago

 

LOL this sounds exactly like my cousin.


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Dsc01102_max50

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Rate This | Posted almost 6 years ago

 

why does it always gotta be a blonde Female ?????


 


ugh


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Mj984401_max50

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Rate This | Posted almost 6 years ago

 

that is so true

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NatalieR429 says ...



why does it always gotta be a blonde Female ?????


 


ugh



I'll bet the applicants were really 3 blonde males!

Mourning_badge_2-136x190_max50

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Rate This | Posted over 5 years ago

 

I actually have blonde hair...And thank God I am not that DAFT! We do have a few brunettes in our Department and Communications Center that need a serious dose of intellect injected into their thick skulls...lol. But, typically, yes, there's always one or two blondes that make the rest of us look like morons... But then, sometimes, obviously haircolor doesn't matter. Great joke, by the way. My husband was drinking his morning coffee while I read the joke aloud to him, and his coffee ejected...Right out his nose....lol

God_one_half_50_max50

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LOL...and I agree haircolor doesn't matter.  but brunettes are better


 


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Rate This | Posted over 5 years ago

 

:) that is so funny. Sounds like my friend I know.

Policecross_max50

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HAHAHA!  I love this!  Too funny.........being a blonde can actually be a very powerful thing.  I love surprising people that assume the "typical blond" thing.......and this girl did!   I just hope she got the job ;)