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I'm voting for HIM regardless of his political "Party" & our First Black President!! (Joke to Share)

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Mickey_sax2_max50

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Posted almost 6 years ago

 

 


 
 I  HAVE DECIDED TO BECOME A WRITE-IN  CANDIDATE.
 HERE  IS MY PLATFORM:
 
 (1) "Press 1  for English" is immediately banned. English is  the official language; speak it or wait at the  border until you can.
 
 (2) We  will immediately go into a two year isolationist  posture to  straighten out the country's  attitude. NO imports, no exports. We will use  the 'Wal-Mart <http://www.walmart.com/> 's  policy, 'If we ain't got it, you don't need  it.'
 
 (3) When imports are  allowed, there will be a 100% import tax on  it.
 
 (4) All retired military  personnel will be required to man one of our  many observation towers on the southern border.  (six month tour) They will be under strict  orders not to fire onSOUTHBOUND aliens.
 
 (5) Social security  will immediately return to its original state.   If you didn't put nuttin in, you ain't  gettin nuttin out. The president nor any other  politician will be able to touch it. 
  

(6)  Welfare - Checks will be handed out on Fridays  at the end of the 40 hour school week and the  successful completion of urinalysis and a  passing grade.
 
 (7)  Professional Athletes --Steroids - The FIRST  time you check positive you're banned for  life.
 
 (8) Crime - We will  adopt the Turkish method, the first time you  steal, you lose your right hand. There is no  more life sentences.  If convicted of  murder, you will be put to death by the same  method you chose for your victim; gun, knife,  strangulation, etc.
 
 (9) One  export will be allowed; Wheat, The world needs  to eat. A bushel of wheat will be the exact  price of a barrel of  oil.
 
 (10) All foreign aid  using American taxpayer money will immediately  cease, and the saved money will pay off the  national debt and ultimately lower taxes. When  disasters occur around the world, we'll ask the  American people if they want to donate to a  disaster fund, and each citizen can make the  decision whether it's a worthy  cause.
 
 (11) The Pledge of  Allegiance will be said every day at school and  every day in Congress.
 
 (12)  The National Anthem will be played at all  appropriate ceremonies, sporting events,  outings, etc.
 
 Sorry if I  stepped on anyone's  toes
  
    GOD  BLESS AMERICA.
  
   Bill  Cosby
  
  
Please  Forward This to Everyone you know, no matter  which side of the fence they're  on.   

 


If You Can Imagine It, You Can Achieve It. ~ If You Dream It, You Can Become It.

Larger_max50

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Works for me.  :-)

Bdulrge7old_max50

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Sounds like a plan, I'll vote for it and the candidate that suggests it.....


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YES!      


I have a copy of this along with his photograph, Mr. Cosby is actually one of us!


What's left of "The few, The proud, The American's".

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Rate This | Posted almost 6 years ago

 

  Uh, huh; Uh, Huh...............

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 I will vote for that

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Sounds good count me in

Cookcountystar_max160_max50

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You got my vote~!!


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Marvin_martian_max50

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Rate This | Posted almost 6 years ago

 

I'm right with you on this one.  Great ideas!


Go out today and preach the gospel, and if you must, use words. St. Francis of Assisi

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DENIAL OF ANY PROBLEM      THEN WE DO NOT HAVE TO FUND IT


We do not have crime.


We do not have any social drug abuse or addiction issues.


We do not need to help the middle class.


Our education system is perfect why fix it?


 


Signed your favorite politician


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