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I'm voting for HIM regardless of his political "Party" & our First Black President!! (Joke to Share)
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I HAVE DECIDED TO BECOME A WRITE-IN CANDIDATE. HERE IS MY PLATFORM: (1) "Press 1 for English" is immediately banned. English is the official language; speak it or wait at the border until you can. (2) We will immediately go into a two year isolationist posture to straighten out the country's attitude. NO imports, no exports. We will use the 'Wal-Mart <http://www.walmart.com/> 's policy, 'If we ain't got it, you don't need it.' (3) When imports are allowed, there will be a 100% import tax on it. (4) All retired military personnel will be required to man one of our many observation towers on the southern border. (six month tour) They will be under strict orders not to fire onSOUTHBOUND aliens. (5) Social security will immediately return to its original state. If you didn't put nuttin in, you ain't gettin nuttin out. The president nor any other politician will be able to touch it. (6) Welfare - Checks will be handed out on Fridays at the end of the 40 hour school week and the successful completion of urinalysis and a passing grade. (7) Professional Athletes --Steroids - The FIRST time you check positive you're banned for life. (8) Crime - We will adopt the Turkish method, the first time you steal, you lose your right hand. There is no more life sentences. If convicted of murder, you will be put to death by the same method you chose for your victim; gun, knife, strangulation, etc. (9) One export will be allowed; Wheat, The world needs to eat. A bushel of wheat will be the exact price of a barrel of oil. (10) All foreign aid using American taxpayer money will immediately cease, and the saved money will pay off the national debt and ultimately lower taxes. When disasters occur around the world, we'll ask the American people if they want to donate to a disaster fund, and each citizen can make the decision whether it's a worthy cause. (11) The Pledge of Allegiance will be said every day at school and every day in Congress. (12) The National Anthem will be played at all appropriate ceremonies, sporting events, outings, etc. Sorry if I stepped on anyone's toes GOD BLESS AMERICA. Bill Cosby Please Forward This to Everyone you know, no matter which side of the fence they're on.
If You Can Imagine It, You Can Achieve It. ~ If You Dream It, You Can Become It. |
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| Posted over 4 years ago Works for me. :-) |
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| Posted over 4 years ago Sounds like a plan, I'll vote for it and the candidate that suggests it..... Certified wiseacre. Proudly serving since 1986.
Bring back Reagan and Patton....... |
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| Posted over 4 years ago YES! I have a copy of this along with his photograph, Mr. Cosby is actually one of us! What's left of "The few, The proud, The American's". |
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| Posted over 4 years ago Sounds good count me in |
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| Posted over 4 years ago You got my vote~!! Sometimes in this world there is Justice,..and sometimes there is JUST US..
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| Posted over 4 years ago I'm right with you on this one. Great ideas! Go out today and preach the gospel, and if you must, use words. St. Francis of Assisi |
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| Posted over 4 years ago DENIAL OF ANY PROBLEM THEN WE DO NOT HAVE TO FUND IT We do not have crime. We do not have any social drug abuse or addiction issues. We do not need to help the middle class. Our education system is perfect why fix it?
Signed your favorite politician Never Forget the members of public safety who have died and continue to suffer from past meth lab exposure! |
