God's Busy


If you don't know GOD, don't make stupid remarks!!!!!!!



A United States Marine was attending some college courses between assignments.

He had completed missions in Iraq and Afghanistan .  One of the courses had a

professor who was an avowed atheist and a member of the ACLU.


One day the professor shocked the class when he came in he looked to the

ceiling and flatly stated, 'God, if you are real, then I want you to knock

me off this platform.  I'll give you exactly 15 minutes.'  The lecture

room fell silent.  You could hear a pin drop.


Ten minutes went by and the professor proclaimed, 'Here I am God.  I'm

still waiting.'  It got down to the last coupl e of minutes when the Marine

got out of his chair, went up to the professor, and cold -cocked him, knocking

him off the platform.  The professor was out cold

The Marine went back to his seat and sat there, silently.  The other students

were shocked, stunned, and sat there looking on in silence.  The professor

eventually came to, noticeably shaken, looked at the Marine and asked, 'What

the heck is the matter with you?  Why did you do that?'  The Marine calmly

replied, 'God was too busy today protecting American soldiers who are

protecting your right to say stupid stuff and act like an idiot.  So, He sent

me.'

AMEN

Semper Fi !!!!!!!

That is freakin' hilarous!! Sorry but gonna have say Hooah!! (not marine) but story applies to all that serve :)!

             -Patrick

JASpies07 says ...

God's Busy


If you don't know GOD, don't make stupid remarks!!!!!!!



A United States Marine was attending some college courses between assignments.

He had completed missions in Iraq and Afghanistan .  One of the courses had a

professor who was an avowed atheist and a member of the ACLU.


One day the professor shocked the class when he came in he looked to the

ceiling and flatly stated, 'God, if you are real, then I want you to knock

me off this platform.  I'll give you exactly 15 minutes.'  The lecture

room fell silent.  You could hear a pin drop.


Ten minutes went by and the professor proclaimed, 'Here I am God.  I'm

still waiting.'  It got down to the last coupl e of minutes when the Marine

got out of his chair, went up to the professor, and cold -cocked him, knocking

him off the platform.  The professor was out cold

The Marine went back to his seat and sat there, silently.  The other students

were shocked, stunned, and sat there looking on in silence.  The professor

eventually came to, noticeably shaken, looked at the Marine and asked, 'What

the heck is the matter with you?  Why did you do that?'  The Marine calmly

replied, 'God was too busy today protecting American soldiers who are

protecting your right to say stupid stuff and act like an idiot.  So, He sent

me.'

 
Hoo Rah!!!

 

THIS IS GOOD.  KEEP IT GOING


And all God's people said -- AMEN!



Have a great day!!
 
The professor's only mistake; he gave God too long to answer.
If God is so good and powerful, certainly he could've stricken the professor down sooner.
 
A human being offended by the remarks, do not constitute an act of God. It's called assault. And unlike God, the marine could get jail time.
 
Sounds like a made up story to me.

Roger That! It's awesome!

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Bump! Semper Fi Marine.....

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