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Posted almost 6 years ago

 


If you were a booger I'd pick you first.


Baby did you fart, 'cause you blow me away!

 


Are you a parking ticket? (What?) You got fine written all over you.

You make me melt like hot fudge on a sundae.

Can I borrow a quarter? ["What for?"]

... I want to call my mom and tell her I just met the girl of my dreams.

Pick up a pack of sugar that actually says, "sugar" on it and say, "You dropped your nametag!".

What does it feel like to be the most beautiful girl in this room?

Do you believe in the hereafter? Well, then I guess you know what I'm here after.

Are your legs tired, because you've been running through my mind all day long.


Do you have a Bandaid? Because I just scraped my knee falling for you.

There must be something wrong with my eyes, I can't take them off you.

Girl, you better have a license, cuz you are driving me crazy!

Hey baby, you've got something on your butt: my eyes.

Hi, I make more money than you can spend.

I hope you know CPR, because you take my breath away.

Damn, if being sexy was a crime, you'd be guilty as charged!

I must be in heaven because I'm standing next to you!

If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put U and I together.

You must be from out of space cause I can see the stars in your eyes.

Can I have directions? ["To where?"] To your heart.

Hi, I'm Mr. Right. Someone said you were looking for me.

Turn to the girl sitting next to you at the bar and say...

"I'm not really this tall....I'm sitting on my wallet."

Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I walk by again?

When I saw you from across the room, I passed out cold and hit my head on

the floor...so I'm going to need your name and number for insurance reasons.

You know what? Your eyes are the same color as my Porsche.

Do you have a map? Because I just keep getting lost in your eyes!

Is there an airport nearby or is that my heart taking off?

Do you have any raisins? No? How about a date?


Rules to live by:
What goes around, comes around!!!!!
Is it the truth?
Will it be beneficial to all concerned?
Will it build good will towards others?
Do to others as you would do to yourself!
Be honest in all your dealings!!
Love others as you love yourself!!!
And above all, love God as God loves you!!!!

SGT. Israel B. Piñeiro Jr
SSO2 NYS OMH

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I am looking for a wife for the night....if you are her get in my truck.


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Your name must be Daisy, because I have the incredible urge to plant you right here.


You may not be the best looking gal in here, but beauty is only a light switch away.


Why do roses live and then die so quickly? (Why?) Because they know they can never compare to the beauty of you.


Drive fast, Take chances.

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Todays word of the day is legs. Ladies,spread the word.

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D4D171, JADAM747 and mpd_943, those were great! LOL!!!!!


Rules to live by:
What goes around, comes around!!!!!
Is it the truth?
Will it be beneficial to all concerned?
Will it build good will towards others?
Do to others as you would do to yourself!
Be honest in all your dealings!!
Love others as you love yourself!!!
And above all, love God as God loves you!!!!

SGT. Israel B. Piñeiro Jr
SSO2 NYS OMH

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YOU LIKE BEER? WANNA ****


While you sleep soundly at night I risk my life to make sure you never wake!

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locallaw81 says ...


YOU LIKE BEER? WANNA ****

Glad you didn't try to use that one in Texas City ;-)


"It would be better for one to have a stone tied around their neck and thrown into the sea, than to cause a child to stumble."

"Well-behaved women rarely make history"

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OK, YOU LIKE PIZZA?


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locallaw81 says ...


OK, YOU LIKE PIZZA?

sure....I'm probably going to regret this answer ;-)


"It would be better for one to have a stone tied around their neck and thrown into the sea, than to cause a child to stumble."

"Well-behaved women rarely make history"

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but you'll love the results!


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If you can't be good, be good at it.  Why did you have to mention pizza.....that sounds good!!


"It would be better for one to have a stone tied around their neck and thrown into the sea, than to cause a child to stumble."

"Well-behaved women rarely make history"

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I'm not good, I'm GRRREAT, but still not as good as frosted flakes!


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"Nice outfit......it would look even better on my bedroom floor in the morning"


I really had a guy use this once.....end result = the only action his twig & berries got was a knee!!


"It would be better for one to have a stone tied around their neck and thrown into the sea, than to cause a child to stumble."

"Well-behaved women rarely make history"

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locallaw81 says ...


I'm not good, I'm GRRREAT, but not as good as frosted flakes!

HA! Always gotta be a comedian in the bunch!


"It would be better for one to have a stone tied around their neck and thrown into the sea, than to cause a child to stumble."

"Well-behaved women rarely make history"

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WOW! I like them wild women! can i buy you a beer and some pizza? and I think yours would look better on my floor! HA


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Sure! I give you a shout the next time I'm in your playground......


"It would be better for one to have a stone tied around their neck and thrown into the sea, than to cause a child to stumble."

"Well-behaved women rarely make history"

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nice, I'll buy the beer, you bring the pizza!


While you sleep soundly at night I risk my life to make sure you never wake!

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No sabes las cosas que te aria. ( I hope it's spelled right)


Cowards never try, and the weak die along the way.

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Smokeyfyre says ...



No sabes las cosas que te aria. ( I hope it's spelled right)



No habla......


"It would be better for one to have a stone tied around their neck and thrown into the sea, than to cause a child to stumble."

"Well-behaved women rarely make history"

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I only used it once, but the reaction I got was priceless. It means "There's no telling what I would do to your body." And not in a serial killer way...


Cowards never try, and the weak die along the way.

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Smokeyfyre says ...



No sabes las cosas que te aria. ( I hope it's spelled right)



Que Cosas son esas? (yes you spelled it right)


Rules to live by:
What goes around, comes around!!!!!
Is it the truth?
Will it be beneficial to all concerned?
Will it build good will towards others?
Do to others as you would do to yourself!
Be honest in all your dealings!!
Love others as you love yourself!!!
And above all, love God as God loves you!!!!

SGT. Israel B. Piñeiro Jr
SSO2 NYS OMH

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Do you have any Irish in you? Do you want some?


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YOU MUST BE COLD AND TIRED!!!!!.........BECAUSE YOU HAVE BEEN RUNNING THROUGH MY HEAD NAKED ALL DAY


"If its sanity you are after there is no recipe like laughter."

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locallaw81 says ...


nice, I'll buy the beer, you bring the pizza!

Is this a private party or can anyone join in?


Rules to live by:
What goes around, comes around!!!!!
Is it the truth?
Will it be beneficial to all concerned?
Will it build good will towards others?
Do to others as you would do to yourself!
Be honest in all your dealings!!
Love others as you love yourself!!!
And above all, love God as God loves you!!!!

SGT. Israel B. Piñeiro Jr
SSO2 NYS OMH

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Tooo funny! LMAO! especially at  mpd-943

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Are you feeling under the weather? Do you need a shot of peniscillian to help you feel better?


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You must be a lumberjack cuz you just made me hard. (Te he!)


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those are all great guys ... I actually had a guy use "Did you wash your clothes in Windex? No, that's odd, cause I can see myself in them" (NO, he didn't even come close, was a total a-hole!!!) LOL


 


And I've used a few several years ago!!!  ..... "How far would you drive to get laid" ...... (he drove 57 miles in record time!!! LOL)


 


and just for you Locallaw ...


While drinking a few beers ....."You wanna get a pizza and f@#k" .... funny as shit he fell off the barstool  LOL


"Life is short. Break the rules. Forgive quickly. Kiss slowly. Love truly. Laugh uncontrollably. And NEVER regret anything that made you smile"

friend formerly known as "Sprite"

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ras3222 says ...



those are all great guys ... I actually had a guy use "Did you wash your clothes in Windex? No, that's odd, cause I can see myself in them" (NO, he didn't even come close, was a total a-hole!!!) LOL


 Maybe he did like your clothes and COULD SEE HERSELF eh I mean HIMSELF IN THEM hehehe



Rules to live by:
What goes around, comes around!!!!!
Is it the truth?
Will it be beneficial to all concerned?
Will it build good will towards others?
Do to others as you would do to yourself!
Be honest in all your dealings!!
Love others as you love yourself!!!
And above all, love God as God loves you!!!!

SGT. Israel B. Piñeiro Jr
SSO2 NYS OMH

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mpd_943 says ...



I am looking for a wife for the night....if you are her get in my truck.



FUNNY


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