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ROLL TIDE ROLL

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To all the Vols and tigers, This is for you.


Wear orange on Saturday because it's game day, Wear orange on sunday to go hunting, wear orange on monday to pick up trash.


 

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Why are rectal thermometers banned at Auburn University?

They cause too much brain damage.


How do you break an Auburn guy's finger?

Punch him in the nose.


Why did the Auburn student marry the cow?

He had to.


How can you tell when there's been an Auburn student in your backyard?

The garbage is gone and your dog's pregnant.


What is the definition of safe sex down at Auburn?

Placing a sign on the animals that kick...


How do you castrate an Auburn football player?

You hit his sister in the jaw.


How do you compliment an Auburn fan?

Nice tooth.


How can you tell your getting close to Auburn?

If you stop to take a piss the cows will back up to the fence.


What is the definition of an Auburn virgin?

An ugly twelve year old who can outrun her brothers.

 

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THE LAST POST ARE FUNNY AS HELL.


ROLL TIDE ROLL

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Why do all the trees in Alabama lean to the north?   Because Tennessee sucks!


Why do they plant real grass at Jordan-Hare Stadium? So the Auburn cheerleaders can graze at halftime!


Why can't they teach driver's ed. and sex ed. at the same time at Auburn? They only have 1 car!


 

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LMAO @ u Dougie.. good stuff!  (ROOOOOOLLLLLLLLLLL TIDE!)


 


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Why do all the trees in Alabama lean to the north?   Because Tennessee sucks!


Why do they plant real grass at Jordan-Hare Stadium? So the Auburn cheerleaders can graze at halftime!


Why can't they teach driver's ed. and sex ed. at the same time at Auburn? They only have 1 car!


 



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lol... so are you saying they're on work release for the games Steven? 


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To all the Vols and tigers, This is for you.


Wear orange on Saturday because it's game day, Wear orange on sunday to go hunting, wear orange on monday to pick up trash.


 



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Little Johnnys' teacher wanted to know what all the students fathers did for a living.  She started with Lisa.  "Lisa what does your dad do for a living?", Lisa replied "my dads a Paramedic".  Next was Katie, "Katie, what does your dad do for a living?", Katie said my daddy is a doctor.  All around the room she went.  She finally got to Little Johnny and she asked "Johnny, what does your dad do for a living?"... little Johnny replied "my dads a male stripper in a gay night club."  The teacher in complete shock, hurried to the next student to draw the attention away from Little Johnnys' response.  After class, she asked Johnny to stay after and she asked him "Johnny is your father really a male stripper in a gay night club?"  Little Johnny hung his head and said "no ma'am, I just didn't want all my friends to know he's a coach at Auburn."


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How do you get an Auburn graduate off your front porch?     


PAY HIM FOR THE PIZZA!

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The Auburn University   football practice was delayed nearly two hours yesterday after a player reported finding an unknown white powdery substance on the practice field.  Head coach, Tommy Tuberville, immediately suspended practice while police and federal agents were called to investigate.  After a complete analysis, FBI forensic experts determined that the white substance unknown to the players was the goal line.  Practice was resumed today after special agents decided the Tigers were unlikely to encounter the substance again.