To all the Vols and tigers, This is for you.

Wear orange on Saturday because it's game day, Wear orange on sunday to go hunting, wear orange on monday to pick up trash.

THE LAST POST ARE FUNNY AS HELL.

LMAO @ u Dougie.. good stuff!  (ROOOOOOLLLLLLLLLLL TIDE!)

55david says ...

Why do all the trees in Alabama lean to the north?   Because Tennessee sucks!

Why do they plant real grass at Jordan-Hare Stadium? So the Auburn cheerleaders can graze at halftime!

Why can't they teach driver's ed. and sex ed. at the same time at Auburn? They only have 1 car!

 

Little Johnnys' teacher wanted to know what all the students fathers did for a living.  She started with Lisa.  "Lisa what does your dad do for a living?", Lisa replied "my dads a Paramedic".  Next was Katie, "Katie, what does your dad do for a living?", Katie said my daddy is a doctor.  All around the room she went.  She finally got to Little Johnny and she asked "Johnny, what does your dad do for a living?"... little Johnny replied "my dads a male stripper in a gay night club."  The teacher in complete shock, hurried to the next student to draw the attention away from Little Johnnys' response.  After class, she asked Johnny to stay after and she asked him "Johnny is your father really a male stripper in a gay night club?"  Little Johnny hung his head and said "no ma'am, I just didn't want all my friends to know he's a coach at Auburn."

The Auburn University   football practice was delayed nearly two hours yesterday after a player reported finding an unknown white powdery substance on the practice field.  Head coach, Tommy Tuberville, immediately suspended practice while police and federal agents were called to investigate.  After a complete analysis, FBI forensic experts determined that the white substance unknown to the players was the goal line.  Practice was resumed today after special agents decided the Tigers were unlikely to encounter the substance again.