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Posted about 6 years ago

 

Okay, let's hear your favorite quotes from Super Troopers...but only post them one at a time, so everybody has a chance!


 


KID: "You want to Dip-a-Size your drink?"


FARVA: "You want me to Dip-a-Size your face?!"


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lol i love it...


 


license and registration chicken fucker




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"I'll believe that when me shit turns purple and smells like rainbow sherbet."


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I'm sorry, Bruce. These boys get that syrup in 'em, they get all antsy in their pantsy


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{{In the back of the tractor-trailer}}   "Stinks like sex in here"


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I swear to God I'm going to pistol whip the next guy who says, " Shenanigans"  (LMAO)


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Ramathorne: Do you know how fast you were going?


High kid: 65?


Ramathorne: 63.


High kid: But isn't the speed limit 65?


Ramathorne: Yes it is. But do you know why we're pulling you over?


Littering and.. Littering and.... Littering.....(Holds the bag of weed up). Smoking the reafer!

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Hey, let's pop some Viagras and issue tickets with raging, mega-huge boners


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"BABY, IM GONNA BUTTER YOUR BREAD"

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guy: "move that gigantic cotton candy!!!!"


officer: "how's the view from sugar heaven bitch?"

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It's Afghanistan-imation!


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Who wants a mustache ride?

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lmao... thats one of my favorites of all time


 


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Who wants a mustache ride?



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"Hello.....bear fucker.........do you need assistance?"


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Mac: You boys like Mex-i-co? Yee- Haww!.

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The Snozzberries taste like Snozzberries.

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Mac: How's your shooting, Thorny?


Ramathorne: Good. I've been dead on all morning.


[He holds up a target with a tight group in the chest. Mac points to a bullet hole in the target's head.]


Ramathorne: Who, that little guy? I wouldn't worry about that little guy.


"Injustice anywhere is a threat to justice everywhere!"
Dr. Martin Luther King

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College Boy 2: No, man, I'm just saying... I'm sayin', if-if you own beachfront property, right, do you own, like, the sand and the water?
College Boy 3: Nobody owns the water. God owns -- it's God's water.

 


"Injustice anywhere is a threat to justice everywhere!"
Dr. Martin Luther King

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Thorny: Where are your shoes?
Foster: What are you, the shoe police?
Thorny: I am, and you owe me 20 laps around the bar.
Foster: Black magic only works on the rookie.
Thorny: That's brown magic. <!--/gc-->


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Dimpus Burger Guy (into the microphone)
Double bacon cheeseburger. It's for a cop.

 


"Injustice anywhere is a threat to justice everywhere!"
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Police Chief Grady
Desperation is a stinky cologne.


"Injustice anywhere is a threat to justice everywhere!"
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MAC: We're like the sons you never had.


O'HAGAN: If you were my son Mac, I'd have smothered you by now.


MAC: Smothered me in gravy, you big dirty man!

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Ursula! I'm NAKED!!!

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This one's for you, Heather!


MAC: Come in radio.


FARVA: Don't call me radio Unit 91!


MAC: Then don't call me Unit 91, RADIO!

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RABBIT GET THAT GUN OUT!!!

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OKAY I had to watch it again FRESH tonight to REFRESH my memory what I THINK is funnier than the next.... I still think that the very beginning is just great....


"Pull over.... Im already pulled over, I cant pull over anymore...." And of course the infamous ........."Yeah...I was about to take out my 9 and bust a cap in that pigs a$$..." along with "yeah, Mikey.... you must have ate like 100 bux worth of pot and like 30 bucks worth of shrooms..... (Tall guiness ha ha ha) so, it looks like Im gonna need that 130 buck back...."....... "Im freakin out man..."    "YOU ARE FREAKIN OUT...... MAN.."


Nothing's IMPOSSIBLE! In a battle between WILL and BRUTE, the one with WILL always has the ability to get back up one more time! - You get what you give.... Stay true and keep your integrity true. God Bless!

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Don't use that boyfriend voice with me, Foster!

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Don't use that boyfriend voice with me, Foster!



oh but i wish you would :)


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Do I look like a cat to you boy? Am I jumpin' around all nimbly bimbly from tree to tree? Am I drinking milk from a saucer? DO YOU SEE ME EATING MICE?


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for you Doug:


its French, for give me some fucking cola!


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