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I need help with a prank
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Posted about 1 year ago Hello all I am a newbie on here.... I have somewhat of a rivalry going on here at work with another co-worker. I work in Construction (office not in the field) and we have been pranking each other for a few weeks now.. He got me really good a couple times this week and I can't think of anything to do back at him.... I need help. I know you all pull pranks on Rookies and stuff and knew you would have some good idea's... Just nothing that would get me fired... Earlier this week I rearranged his office, Messed his desk up super glued the top to his soda.. but I am stuck now.... HELP!! Jen aka Skeeter "Ah...so many pedestrians, so little time... " |
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| Posted about 1 year ago Have an affair with his wife... For so long as one hundred men remain alive, we shall never under any conditions submit to the domination of the English. It is not for glory or riches or honours that we fight, but only for liberty, which no good man will consent to lose but with his life. The Declaration of Arbroath, 1320 SCREW TIBET FREE SCOTLAND !!!! |
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| Posted about 1 year ago luv2quad24 says ...
Take a screenshot of his computer background, then set that picture as the background image and move all the icons off the screen. See how frustrated he gets before calling IT. |
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| Posted about 1 year ago bad_LT says ...
Um.... I am a girl.. I don't swing that way... lol Jen aka Skeeter "Ah...so many pedestrians, so little time... " |
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| Posted about 1 year ago MichaelAZ says ...
that is funny.. Okay.. I am gonna have to do that one... OMG.. Wow I think I almost pee'd my pants... Jen aka Skeeter "Ah...so many pedestrians, so little time... " |
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| Posted about 1 year ago luv2quad24 says ...
That's a shame because if so I would take Mike's idea and come take some pictures........LOL. Ok this subject is right up my alley however. Is it all in house in the office or can you get into his vehicle?? Also do you have cubicles and lockers in your office and if so does he have one or both of those?? Answer those while I pontificate some other things and I will try to help you out.
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| Posted about 1 year ago Little liqued exlax. You also take his thermos put a travel can of shaving cream that is frozen inside. Peal the can off before you put the frozen cream in there. When he opens it it will pop and spray him in shaving cream. Brute works the best by the way. It was once said the way to understand men is to understand their basic principles. 1 All men need to feel they are better than at least one other person. 2 Man naturally accumulates objects. 3 Man naturally feels his objects maybe less superior than his neighbors. 4 Men are naturally driven to improve his position in comparison to what he knows about others. |
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| Posted about 1 year ago chimp0082 says ...
Jen aka Skeeter "Ah...so many pedestrians, so little time... " |
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| Posted about 1 year ago Best one I have seen... If his car windows are ever rolled down, leave a cupful of broken glass outside his car, and a dirty screwdriver and jersey gloves inside his car like someone was trying to steal it or his stereo. The funniest part is when the glass man arrives and there is absolutely nothing wrong with his car. |
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| Posted about 1 year ago OMG, ya'll are evil! I love it! Depending on the kind of chairs you have in the office, you can loosen the bolts on the ones with wheels and when he goes to lean back, WHAM hopefully ya'll got cubicles, that way everyone can laugh with you! |
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| Posted about 1 year ago 1.if his computer is near about another one then switch the monitor cable. 2.If you have hand gloves then put some dogshit or jel on his phone reciver. 3.Go early in the office and change the place of all his stuff like files, pens or office stuff but not the basic, table and chair where he sits. 4.If you have his photo then enlarge it then paste it on the street wall as a wanted offender.or make a clip and show it on TV on your office via your computer means he and the office staff can see it but other than these people no one will... 5.Change his Car keys. and put one rod or something in his car silencer to block the exost. 6.make a board which tells "Property for Sell" put it infront of his house when he is on work its and don't forget to write his phone number as a contact number.Its amazing and works I saw it on youtube. 7.Call on his home phone number when he is in the office and leave the messege..........."Darling Where are you? I am waiting for Dinner....and for a night walk....."........pls call from public phonebooth................when he will reach at home, his wife gonna kick at his............. 8.And the last my favourite.......but you need a help in this, remove all the tyres of his car and put them infront of his car then see his reaction...... Enjoy the Show.......... "The only difference between saints and sinners is that every saint has a past while every sinner has a future."
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| Posted 10 months ago there is some thing you can do but it takes a lot of work and at least one other person
you could saran rap his car completly i have had it happen to me and it sucks or even better but its gonna take a lot of people find his car and weather its fromt or rear wheel drive, have a copulple of guys pick up the drive tires of his car and move it either down the street or just in the middle of the road even easyer if its a stick and he leaves his windows down even a lil bit reach in unlock his car and just push in the clutch and move it i did this one and OMG it is funny Loss Prevention motto
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| Posted about 1 month ago Rearrange the keys on his computer, put tape over the bottom of his mouse or the best one of all change his windows log on sound to guns, turn up his speakers all the way and log off when he logs back in he will Piss his pants lol |
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| Posted about 1 month ago If you are in an office and have a phone with preset speed dials, change the order of the tags and laugh when he keeps calling the wrong numbers. Smoke em if you got em. When you view life through bipolar glasses everything looks rosy. |
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| Posted about 1 month ago get one of those markers where you can write on his car windows and write "FOR SALE $200" and his cell or home number on his back windshield. did this to a co worker of mine and people called. a lot like the comment about the house but this you can do quick and easy. "Live every day like its a good stopping point"
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| Posted about 1 month ago If you take the industrial zip ties from like Home Depot you can tie them to his drive shaft (easier on trucks) and leave the strap uncut so while he is driving it screams with "zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz" and he wont know where its coming from... |
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| Posted about 1 month ago ripcurlsurfin96 says ...
I did something similar to this except I used safty wire and large washers to add a rattling effect. Smoke em if you got em. When you view life through bipolar glasses everything looks rosy. |
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| Posted about 1 month ago Get some double sided tape and a bag of zipties... the possabilities are endless. The tiny zipties are really good for zipting the phone chord near the handset and the rest, when they pick up the phone, they have about an inch of chord before pulling it off the desk.
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| Posted about 1 month ago Something that may or may not have happened to me...fill glitter...yes glitter in the vents of his vehicle and turn the blower switch to high. Make sure not to get any all over the place because this will raise suspicion...you have to be "clean" about it. Then when the vehicle is turned on that stuff goes EVERYWHERE...and nobody likes glitter being everywhere. Especially when he goes home to his wife/girlfreind (if it's even the case) Nobody can explain glitter... |
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| Posted about 1 month ago markarmymp says ...
Oh man, that's some serious sh*t. I wouldn't do that if I were you.
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| Posted about 1 month ago Saran wrap under the toilet seat is always a hoot... |
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| Posted about 1 month ago crickets in the vehicle works well too |
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| Posted about 1 month ago We once worked with a guy who could not stand the smell of bananas. Well every shift that he worked one just happened to end up in his vehicle but they were usually well hidden so they would not be ripe for a few days. Smoke em if you got em. When you view life through bipolar glasses everything looks rosy. |
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| Posted about 1 month ago Also a good one in an office setting is black shoe polish on the ear piece of the phone. All you have to do is wait for someone to call or they have to call someone. Smoke em if you got em. When you view life through bipolar glasses everything looks rosy. |
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| Posted 27 days ago We did this prank once with a colleague and a marked policecar. Only we had a spare key. But you can do this as well. Try to get the car key of your colleague. Than when he can't see his car you throw glass next to the car on the ground and you drive the car away. He will think the car is stolen. Don't forget to put the key back!!! You must have seen the face of the colleague when he came back to the place where he left the marked policecar. Even the dispatcher knew about it. When everything seems to be coming your way...
Crime is a disease
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