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It's too bad that you can't make a thread that people can't post to, then you could clean the list up and repost it.


Pain is weakness leaving the body.

Obstacles are what we see when we take our eyes off the goal.

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KSP494 says ...



if someone makes a #201 I swear I will come to where you are and hurt you bad.



LMAO!! I BELIEVE HE WILL DO THAT!!


~~~In God we trust, All others we run through NCIC ~~~

~~~'The will of God will never take you where the Grace of God will not protect you.'

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KSP494 says ...



if someone makes a #201 I swear I will come to where you are and hurt you bad.



LMAO!! I BELIEVE HE WILL DO THAT!!



I'm OK now I think. woosa, woosa, woosa, woosa


Pain is weakness leaving the body.

Obstacles are what we see when we take our eyes off the goal.

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I have compiled the entire list and fixed the numbering.....


You missed one.....


Here is the link: http://theorem44.com/No_List.html


 


New List: 101 Ways to Keep KSP Up All Night:


1. Start incomplete lists with Odd Numbers


2. ......


 

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I have compiled the entire list and fixed the numbering..... Thanks for fixing them up BSD. I copied your post from 91 on..


Here is the link: http://theorem44.com/No_List.html


 


New List: 101 Ways to Keep KSP Up All Night:


1. Start incomplete lists with Odd Numbers


2. ......


 


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MichaelAZ says ...



I have compiled the entire list and fixed the numbering..... Thanks for fixing them up BSD. I copied your post from 91 on..


Here is the link: http://theorem44.com/No_List.html


 


New List: 101 Ways to Keep KSP Up All Night:


1. Start incomplete lists with Odd Numbers


2. ......


 




Thank you for doing that!!


~~~In God we trust, All others we run through NCIC ~~~

~~~'The will of God will never take you where the Grace of God will not protect you.'

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This is some funny SH*T, very funny

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I agree with all of them


 


I love each day like its my last! Why do we are have to be so serious?

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Well, I hate to say this, but I was also copying and pasting into a new document and I counted 201...

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I actually like #92!!  If you've heard all of these does that mean it's time to retire???

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all are pretty damn good!  can we get them on a card so we can hand them out on all calls and traffic stops that we go on so the turds can read them right off the bad and understand them?


let me guess......NO!  worth a shot though.


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Wonderful post. We need those on cards to hand out so the public can have something to read while we are writing the ticket.

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MichaelAZ says ...



MichaelAZ says ...



I have compiled the entire list and fixed the numbering..... Thanks for fixing them up BSD. I copied your post from 91 on..


Here is the link: http://theorem44.com/No_List.html


 


New List: 101 Ways to Keep KSP Up All Night:


1. Start incomplete lists with Odd Numbers


2. ......


 




Thank you for doing that!!



  Diddo, thanks....


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Train the impossible so the impossible never happens..

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Awesome Post! Very funny


Drama... lets leave it in the High schools.

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GRRRRRRRRRREAT JOB

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lmao fun read...

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MichaelAZ says ...



I have compiled the entire list and fixed the numbering.....


You missed one.....


Here is the link: http://theorem44.com/No_List.html


 


New List: 101 Ways to Keep KSP Up All Night:


1. Start incomplete lists with Odd Numbers


2. ......


 It can't be 101 it has to be an even 100



Pain is weakness leaving the body.

Obstacles are what we see when we take our eyes off the goal.

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Can we make this part of a  mandatory test to Graduate 10th grade?  I want it included on the US Citizenship exams, too!


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189. No, you can not request a song from back there...................



.........or a radio station


This is not a new number 189 is incomplete KSP DO NOT SHOOT ME!!!


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KSP494 says ...



MichaelAZ says ...



I have compiled the entire list and fixed the numbering.....


You missed one.....


Here is the link: http://theorem44.com/No_List.html


 


New List: 101 Ways to Keep KSP Up All Night:


1. Start incomplete lists with Odd Numbers


2. ......


 It can't be 101 it has to be an even 100




Bah, 101 sounds better to me, but ok 100 :)


Besides, your list is posted here: http://policelink.monster.com/topics/23970-no-part-2-revised/posts

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Awsome,,,, I gotta print that one!!!


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Damn, I get tired and go to bed and then find out the next day that ya'll went crazy and finished that second 100 real fast. Sadly they are all something that has been said at one time or another to officers, and I am not saying it was just one violator etc to one Officer but halfway common remarks we hear! Just amazing and this is one reason we have so much fun telling wear stories. You can't make this stuff up! The best part is that we actually get paid to listen to these clowns and watch them make complete fools of themselves.

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KSP you remind me of me with the OCD....LOL!


You are absolutely hilarious.


This list was awesome....I needed the laught after a rather crappy Friday!!


 


Thanks guys!

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KSP494 says ...



The last guy almost lost a finger, 12 years old or not, he shoud have asked!



ROTFLMAO!!

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LOVE the list....

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I love each day like its my last! Why do we are have to be so serious?

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 Amen

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Absolutley HILARIOUS!!  Thanks for the laugh, Ive heard some of these... Can I borrow a few to put on my own list??? LOL!!

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Somebody's been reading my mail!

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Great list

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