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143. No you can't get professional courtesy, your profession isn't POLICE (You know the ones I'm talking about they have little gold badges too)


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142. No I can't give you a print out from my radar (does anyones do that?)



Isnt that that thing called a "ticket"? The speed is right on there....

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This is absolutely hilarious, priceless, LOL stuff!!!  And the "back up" contributions are great too, some even funnier. LMBO, for real. I've heard some of these from LEOs I know. Great stuff. I'm printing it out, & copying down the others. Thanks for the lighthearted repartee! [especially bcsodispatcher & KSP494]....you're either imaginative for some of them, or idiotic people have told you ALL these things. Love to read some more of these kinds of postings.

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144. No I don't have a heart or feelings.


145. No I don't care if your parents/wife/husband is going to divorce or kill you because you got arrested/cited.


“There are more good men than evil, and while the latter
cannot be persuaded to the path of righteousness by
propaganda, they can certainly be corrected by good men
with their rifles.”


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KSP494 says ...



142. No I can't give you a print out from my radar (does anyones do that?)



Isnt that that thing called a "ticket"? The speed is right on there....



They even get their own copy...what the H more do they want??

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This is absolutely hilarious, priceless, LOL stuff!!!  And the "back up" contributions are great too, some even funnier. LMBO, for real. I've heard some of these from LEOs I know. Great stuff. I'm printing it out, & copying down the others. Thanks for the lighthearted repartee! [especially bcsodispatcher & KSP494]....you're either imaginative for some of them, or idiotic people have told you ALL these things. Love to read some more of these kinds of postings.



The posts you have read are actual things people say to Police


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146. No, this really is not the end of the world....again with the crying...

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147. No telling me how you can't afford the ticket, if that's the case you can't afford to speed.


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148. No I'm not going to just shoot you.


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149. No telling your kids I'm going to take you to jail to make your kids cry. It's a speeding ticket lady grow up.


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150. No I'm not going to just listen, I said give me your license and insurance card.


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Obstacles are what we see when we take our eyes off the goal.

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This is absolutely hilarious, priceless, LOL stuff!!!  And the "back up" contributions are great too, some even funnier. LMBO, for real. I've heard some of these from LEOs I know. Great stuff. I'm printing it out, & copying down the others. Thanks for the lighthearted repartee! [especially bcsodispatcher & KSP494]....you're either imaginative for some of them, or idiotic people have told you ALL these things. Love to read some more of these kinds of postings.



SADLY...these are like all warning labels..you know somebody had to do/say it to get a warning label put on it..(example-CAUTION: Cup contains HOT coffee...duh)..These are the "warning labels" of stupidity...haha!


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151. No I'm not in a bad mood, we're the police, we write tickets.


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152. No telling me you already gave a breath test because you blew into my PBT


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153. No, Im not doing this because your male/black/white/hispanic/asian/ol/young/one legged or blind, its because you broke the law..........

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154. No you don't have to step out of your car, I can pull you out the window if you like.


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  No, don't tell me that if it wasn't for my badge and gun you'd kick my ass. You had your chance five minutes ago.. now get in the car!!


God invented whiskey to prevent the Irish from ruling the World....
Train the impossible so the impossible never happens..

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 155. No, don't tell me that if it wasn't for my badge and gun you'd kick my ass. You had your chance five minuted ago.. now get in the car!!



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156. No telling me you'll have my badge, you're fat @$$ couldn't pass the fitness test.


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KSP......its late ur screwing with my mind......ok u chng ur post number from now on....and I wont have to keep going back....geez man...go easy on my blond hair... :)

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157. No I don't care that you make more money than I do


158. No I don't care that you are a Jaquars player/Florida player or any other friggin sports team.


159. No I don't care that I am embarrassing you, should have thought of that before you pick up the prostitute


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it's magnets fault he cant keep up


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155. No I don't care that you make more money than I do


156. No I don't care that you are a Jaquars player/Florida player or any other friggin sports team.


157. No I don't care that I am embarrassing you, should have thought of that before you pick up the prostitute



You know you're screwing up KSPs numbers...its ok..he'll fix it!! haha!


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You can pretty much just say.........sit down, shut up and hold on!


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Magnet needed to 10-100 before it got ugly in the patrol car


“There are more good men than evil, and while the latter
cannot be persuaded to the path of righteousness by
propaganda, they can certainly be corrected by good men
with their rifles.”


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160. No your copneighbor/cop friend isn't going to get you out of it unless his name also starts with Judge.


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No you cant pet my dog when he is done sniffing your car for drugs...........He is the same as I am so refer to rule #3


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You can pretty much just say.........sit down, shut up and hold on!



NO NO NO ....have you not been paying attention??

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I have been going back and editing it when I see I'm off.......but the posts are flying


“There are more good men than evil, and while the latter
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propaganda, they can certainly be corrected by good men
with their rifles.”


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Magnet needed to 10-100 before it got ugly in the patrol car



Thank god you took care of that before that got added to the "NO" list!! haha!! Ok, you should be back on track now that you're done with that!


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