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I found this on the web. It's not Halloween,but it's funny never the less

WHO ME?

I investigated a disturbance at a home, when I arrived I found three females trying to explain that one of their vehicles was being damaged by one of their boyfriends. I took and wrote down the information, thinking that it was just another story of a couple having a disagreement. After hearing that they were at a club and had some kind of altercation, where the boyfriend was injured around the head with a beer bottle, it concerned me. I began to look for the boyfriend on the information that I was given. I drove down the street that she said he lived on; as I approached the home I saw a male in the lights up ahead with dark clothing on. When he saw the patrol car he ran for the back door of his house, he gained entry to the home, and I knocked on the door. I could hear someone falling down in the house, so I knocked for a few seconds more and then a male subject came to the door with different clothing on. To my surprise it was the man I just chased inside the house!
His response was to me, and I quote, "Yes, may I help you deputy?". I responded by saying, "Yes, I would like to talk to the person that just ran into the house." The suspect said that he did not understand what I was talking about. I looked at him and he was bleeding from the face, around the forehead,(remember he was struck by his girlfriend with a beer bottle). He said I just woke up and I replied "Did you fall on the way to the door?" He said "No, why?" Well, I told him that he was bleeding from the head and he did not have an answer. He finally told the truth about what had happened earlier that evening. Case closed .....Deputy Kelvin Bryant, Early Co. Sheriff Department, Georgia.

Hey, I had some homemade strawberry wine at a friends houseonce a looooong time ago (when I was in my early twenties). :) Don't remember who gave it to me....come to think of it, I don't remember much else from that night either..... :-O (uh oh)

Stalker975 said:

I one time saw my mother in law without her make-up, now thats is scary! I have never been the same, I can't sleep in the dark now.

Stalker975 said:

I don't want to ever think about that. I would get a scare in my mind and some painful therapy to get over a trauma like that.

Stalker975 said:

I know, I have been sick since. My mind is destroyed. Thanks, I hope your happy. I would sens a photo but everyone would leave this site!

Nogales, AZ on Halloween night 2004. Approximately 250 angry Mexicans stormed the border fence. They tore holes, threw rocks, and some gunfire was experienced. Nogales Border Patrol held the line through the night until the angry mob finally dispersed. See article link:

http://www.amren.com/mtnews/archives/2004/11/angry_mexican_t.php

The hulk story is more what I had in mind. I police friend of mine in Houston said he had stopped a car for eratic driving.
The woman pulled over and got out. She was dressed to the hilt...he said she was really very pretty. He asked her fot her ID's and when she handed then to him he said there must be some mistake you must have someone elses ID's this is for a male....when she started talking to him he fully understood!!! Of course we have never let him liv it don.

Or there is the one where a store clerk called in and said Superman was tryig to rob them.

Okay, you've peaked my interest. Tell me you did not have the twig and berries hanging out?

Never streaked....I was always too self conscious.....and there is no chance of that happening now. We all know what happens after kids ;-)

StrattecTopCop said:

LCarvin said:

Okay, you've peaked my interest. Tell me you did not have the twig and berries hanging out?

not necessarily...I used a sheet & robe to look like a sheik from Arabia, complete with strap-up sandals, a turban, over-the-ear aviator shades, and a 13" strap-on with the dong swinging free through the "window" in my boxers...every time the breeze blew the robe apart, there it was... hanging free...got a lot of double-takes from motorists (Vegas LOVES a spectacle) but the cops didn't appreciate the humor nearly as much

have to say the wierdest thing that happened on Halloween was having 2 guys dressed as police officers try to get a free cup of cup of soda from the 7-11 while we were standing there. They didn't even have on the right kind of uniform let alon a gun and so forth.

LCarvin said:

StrattecTopCop said:

LCarvin said:

Okay, you've peaked my interest. Tell me you did not have the twig and berries hanging out?

not necessarily...I used a sheet & robe to look like a sheik from Arabia, complete with strap-up sandals, a turban, over-the-ear aviator shades, and a 13" strap-on with the dong swinging free through the "window" in my boxers...every time the breeze blew the robe apart, there it was... hanging free...got a lot of double-takes from motorists (Vegas LOVES a spectacle) but the cops didn't appreciate the humor nearly as much

That is friggin hilarious!!

StrattecTopCop said:

When I was working night audit for a hotel one Halloween, we had some firedogs come in to reset our fire-alarm panel in the middle of the night, and they were all a bit pale and nauseous..come to find out, they'd just responded to a 9-1-1 emergency-call for a pedestrian with a broken ankle...3 chicks in glamour make-up, mini-skirts, and stiletto-heels, and one obviously wasn't used to walking on them...upon closer inspection, like when they were checking the foot and getting ready to splint, they discovered these weren't really chicks, nor was the one on the ground wearing panties...that was horror-story that continues to haunt my nightmares - thought I'd share.