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What is the funniest call you ever got?

Mine was a domestic call: I responded to a domestic in one of our finer parts of town. I went to the door and was met by a woman that weighed 270 or more. She stated that she and her Boyfriend had a fight and he was beating her. Mind you she had no marks except for a broken finger nail. We entered the apartment and furniture broke and a nice size hole in the wall. So we asked he where he B/F was and she replied, on the back porch. We walked outside and found her B/F. The man was a midget. 3'4" and maybe 70lbs. He had been tossed around that apartment like a football and the only reason she stopped was because her fingernail got caught on his clothes and ripped off. She then called us saying he beat her up and she wanted him out of the house. Needless to say she was arrested and taken to jail. Oh and the hole in the wall was from her picking him up and tossing him over the couch into the wall. It was the size of his body.

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Four girls called late one night saying that there was a bat in their home. The officer working the desk that night THOUGHT that he put the phone on hold, but actually pushed the "hands free" button. His next words were "G-D Damn bat call..." and heard a woman's voice say "Excuse me??" At that point, he sent me, a rookie at the time, to rescue the ladies in distress, and to make up for his remark about the call. I was able to capture the offending bat using highly complex and advanced police tools: a box and a tennis racket. The girls, who attended a local university, were so happy the they brought me a homemade lasagna dinner the next evening. No, I did not share it with the officer that took the call, much to his dismay!


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sgt457 said:

Four girls called late one night saying that there was a bat in their home. The officer working the desk that night THOUGHT that he put the phone on hold, but actually pushed the "hands free" button. His next words were "G-D Damn bat call..." and heard a woman's voice say "Excuse me??" At that point, he sent me, a rookie at the time, to rescue the ladies in distress, and to make up for his remark about the call. I was able to capture the offending bat using highly complex and advanced police tools: a box and a tennis racket. The girls, who attended a local university, were so happy the they brought me a homemade lasagna dinner the next evening. No, I did not share it with the officer that took the call, much to his dismay!

Gotta love those homemade dinners...