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Well ill start this I was workin on 5-16-08 at about 1745 walked upon two people havingsex in a car in the daylight!

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WOW!

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You know, I saw the same thing in my apartment just last Monday....

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Damn! I KNEW someone was standing outside my car....

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Damn! I KNEW someone was standing outside my car....



OMG!!!   That was YOU????  Thought it was a full moon....

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LOL... Nothing like sex in a Ford Festiva. Especially when you're 6'4"......."Honest officer. She just asked me for a ride. That's all".

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That is just unbelievable!!!!!!!



Rather bizzare, eh????

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Wow sounds like the SG have all the fun I'm coming out of retirement and get a new job as an SG


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Well ill start this I waight.s workin on 5-16-08 at about 1745 walked upon to people havein sex in a car in the dayl


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If I had gotten this report across my desk I would have screamed. My 7 year old grandson writes and spells better than this . You have to be kidding me. And people wonder why it is that some security companies are laughed at. BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!

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When I first started out in Security, I was asked if i could deal with working some of the "alternative lifestlye clubs" they had contracts for.  I replied, not a problem, having no idea what I was getting into.  My first night, I was to work a club called (no kidding on the name) Nutty Buddies.  A 40-something male decides he is going to strip completely and dance in the buff.  The management informs me of the situation and I come in from the cold December night, working through the crowd, and upon this person in his birthday suit.  I asked him politely to grab his clothes and come out front.  He refused and took a swing at me in his drunken stupor.  I grabbed his shoulder and hip, guiding him off the floor where the management had the door held open and "assisted" him out the front door, which promptly closed, leaving him in the single digit weather.  Seems he forgot his clothes on the way out.

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When I first started out in Security, I was asked if i could deal with working some of the "alternative lifestlye clubs" they had contracts for.  I replied, not a problem, having no idea what I was getting into.  My first night, I was to work a club called (no kidding on the name) Nutty Buddies.  A 40-something male decides he is going to strip completely and dance in the buff.  The management informs me of the situation and I come in from the cold December night, working through the crowd, and upon this person in his birthday suit.  I asked him politely to grab his clothes and come out front.  He refused and took a swing at me in his drunken stupor.  I grabbed his shoulder and hip, guiding him off the floor where the management had the door held open and "assisted" him out the front door, which promptly closed, leaving him in the single digit weather.  Seems he forgot his clothes on the way out.



That's funny. On the job, I'm more worried about these computer programmers having a heart attack then actually seeing anything funny. They're all WORKAHOLICS!


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Damn! I KNEW someone was standing outside my car....



OMG!!!   That was YOU????  Thought it was a full moon....



They were just talking...


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charlie914 says ...



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Damn! I KNEW someone was standing outside my car....



OMG!!!   That was YOU????  Thought it was a full moon....



They were just talking...



yeah I heard that one before


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Most of the really funny stuff I've seen while working security is the dumb stuff I've seen other SGs do.... <sigh>


It's no wonder there's so little respect.


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Most of the really funny stuff I've seen while working security is the dumb stuff I've seen other SGs do.... <sigh>


It's no wonder there's so little respect.



Amen to that, HC.  I'm struggling to not put anybody I used to work with out there.

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Most of the really funny stuff I've seen while working security is the dumb stuff I've seen other SGs do.... <sigh>


It's no wonder there's so little respect.



Amen to that i know exactly what you mean


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Not the "Seeing People Having Sex" story. Thats so common it shouldn't even count. (SEO slaps his forehead and sighs so long that he passes ouuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuwferfgv vg


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Not the "Seeing People Having Sex" story. Thats so common it shouldn't even count. (SEO slaps his forehead and sighs so long that he passes ouuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuwferfgv vg



SEO...RU OK?  Yo Man wake up....U OK? Anybody know the number for 911?  SEO....U there?


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Woo, thanks Dawg. I ate keyboard for a minute there, lol.


I work on a liberal campus full of hippies. I would be worried if I didn't see nakedness at least 4 times a week!


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Glad you are ok...You scared me.


Naked people are cool...Naked Hippies...Ay Dios mio.


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Glad you are ok...You scared me.


Naked people are cool...Naked Hippies...Ay Dios mio.



Feeling a little ignorant, but what does Ay Dios mio mean in English.  I've heard it alot and i know its an expression of (whats the word i want, not disgust) exhasperation (sp?) maybe.

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Ay Dios mio = Oh God of mine = OMG

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Naked people with knives bother me... Had an incident a while ago involving one that was not very funny....

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Ay Dios mio = Oh God of mine = OMG



Greatly appreciated

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Wow sounds like the SG have all the fun I'm coming out of retirement and get a new job as an SG



Heh, you say that now, wait until you respond to an alarm with zero back-up and knowing that if you shoot a single bullet you will be fired and sued.


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I was working an apartment complex after the curfue that people couldn't sit in their cars.  I saw a car with the dome light on and someone inside so I stood in fornt of it for a minuet or two watching the driver then I walked to the drivers window and stood there for a few minuets watching him roll a blunt.  He didn't see me untill I turned my flashlight on.

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tonyboyum says ...



Wow sounds like the SG have all the fun I'm coming out of retirement and get a new job as an SG



Heh, you say that now, wait until you respond to an alarm with zero back-up and knowing that if you shoot a single bullet you will be fired and sued.



HA! That's if you work for a company that even lets you HAVE a gun!


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Hey Freeze,


Where'd ya find my drivers license picture at?


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Oh come on naked people is funny.  Ok this didn't happen to me but another officer in my Dept.  A guy in his 20's came to the station.  He was handcuffed in the front.  He was sitting in his girlfriends car.  She had a pair of cuffs hanging from the mirror.  So he was fooling around and cuffed himself.  Problem was she didn't have a key.  So naturally she drove him to the station for help.  Sticking to our policy the officer ran the young man for warrants.  And you guessed it he had a warrant.  So he stayed in the cuffs.



LMAO....................! That's a good one..................!


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