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PSDIVER says ...



WELFARE CHEQUE DAY................


 


So I guess you know what kind of a day my partner Johnboy and I had starting at 10:00  as the bars open here at 09:00!!!!!!!!! This job should come with pre-printed booking forms that all they have to do is sign with an X or bloody thumbprint.  Oh well......I hadn't grown attached to that new uniform shirt anyway!!  :-(  :-(



Johnboy huh! Did the rest of the Walton's move over there too?


No, Mary Ellen and Grandma moved to Ottawa to be tour guides on the Hill!!    :-) 



I'm certainly glad you know the Chief of Police Sir!! At least you know somebody that can post your bail!!!!

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Hate Holiday Weekends....................


 


Damn fools saw the sign, "Drink Canada Dry" and they're trying!!!  We had 17 DUI's in  6 hours, more than we get in a normal week!!! It's Victoria Day in Canada, and the idiot's are drinking more GIN than the Queen does!!!!


I'm certainly glad you know the Chief of Police Sir!! At least you know somebody that can post your bail!!!!

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First hour foolishness.


 


(Some dork on crank came in on the fight the first half hour of my shift, had to spray him which did no good so..... it was a good ol' wrestling match right away.  Guess who came out on top.

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"Monday" again :(


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Free of Hippies (thank God for Summer Break)


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Every Day People


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Honor The Fallen, Strive never to have your name put on the wall
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Three days until vacation!!!

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Realized I'm Crazy!!!


It was once said the way to understand men is to understand their basic principles. 1 All men need to feel they are better than at least one other person. 2 Man naturally accumulates objects. 3 Man naturally feels his objects maybe less superior than his neighbors. 4 Men are naturally driven to improve his position in comparison to what he knows about others.

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began TOO early


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Still half asleep


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Same idiots evereyday!!!!!!

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 Run, tides risen!


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Bored and sleepy

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Thankfully ALMOST OVER! (woohoo!)


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Same Old Shit.....


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Man this SUCKS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Rain Rain Rain!!!!!!!

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Here's your sign...


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FTO School!!!!!

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Had a nap


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Hooker sting/all night.

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Life is good!

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SEND ME HOME! (dammit)


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just got up!!!!!!


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The madness continues...

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Another DAMN crash!

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Full of excitement!

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my day off


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Taking Finals


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Hurry up 3:30pm!


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