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Posted about 7 years ago

 

True Friendship
(With none of that Sissy Crap!!!! )

Are you tired of those sissy "friendship" poems that always sound good, but never actually come close to reality?

Well, here is a series of promises that actually speak of true friendship. You will see no cutesy little smiley faces on this card, just the stone cold truth of our great friendship.

1. When you are sad -- I will help you get drunk and plot revenge against the sorry bastard who made you sad.

2. When you ar e blue -- I will try to dislodge whatever is choking you..

3. When you smile -- I will know you finally got laid.

4. When you are scared -- I will rag on you about it every chance I get.

5. When you are worried -- I will tell you horrible stories about how much worse it could be until you quit whining.

6. When you are confused -- I will use little words.

7. When you are sick -- Stay the hell away from me until you are well again. I don't want to catch whatever you have .

8. When you fall -- I will point and laugh at your clumsy ass.

9. This is my oath..... I pledge it to the end. "Why?" you may ask; "because you are my friend".

Friendship is like peeing your pants, everyone can see it, but only you can feel the true warmth.

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got to love it...............now that's the friend i am..............thanx ssw


...don't play with me , i'll keep you way up after your bedtime.....

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I LOVE IT so true lol

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Thats good

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True, that is a real friend.


I love each day like its my last! Why do we are have to be so serious?

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AMEN


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A TRUE FRIEND WILL GET YOU DRUNK AND HELP YOU UP WHEN YOU FALL.
IF YOUR TOO DRUNK TO WALK THEN YOU BETTER DRIVE...HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

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Reminds me of my favorite Irish toast:

Here's to you, and here's to me.
Here's to hopes that we never disagree.
But if, by chance, we ever disagree,
F**K YOU!!!! HERE'S TO ME!!!!

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Amen!! To bad thier isn't much of that is this world anymore.

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sgrau said:

Reminds me of my favorite Irish toast:

Here's to you, and here's to me.
Here's to hopes that we never disagree.
But if, by chance, we ever disagree,
F**K YOU!!!! HERE'S TO ME!!!!

o like that one , hopefully ican remember it the next time i'm juiced...........


...don't play with me , i'll keep you way up after your bedtime.....

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val said:


sgrau said:


Reminds me of my favorite Irish toast:

Here's to you, and here's to me.
Here's to hopes that we never disagree.
But if, by chance, we ever disagree,
F**K YOU!!!! HERE'S TO ME!!!!


o like that one , hopefully ican remember it the next time i'm juiced...........


Ya i gotta keep it in mind also!!

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Haven't been juiced in a while tho... Hmm not good...

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jdp215 said:

Haven't been juiced in a while tho... Hmm not good...

i'm feeling you on that one., but never get juiced and try typing posts , it is not good at all.............still can't figure out what i was trying to say.............


...don't play with me , i'll keep you way up after your bedtime.....

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Greg (ssw27054)...I can't stop weeping. I think you are my life's partner. My soul mate. I can't stand it....I must meet you. *POOF!* Whoa......uh......did I write that stuff? Gawd, I gotta stop watching Oprah before going to sleep. Uh, Hey Greg, Great post, man. Yeah. That other post that's here? Yeah, gotta keep it cool, man. Punch me in the nose if I got issues, man. I'm a guy. Yeah. Want no part of the other thing.

I laughed my head off !!! And man, it WAS messy!


The Guy !
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ssw27054 AMEN brother. There is no BS in that... its all truth but, I believe you forgot one:



#10 When you pass out, have no fear... one true friend, will finish your beer. WE DON'T WASTE!


Don't forget... the toes you step on today might be attached to the ass you'll be kissing tomorrow!

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A true friend helps you bury the bodies....Saw that on a bumper sticker once

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A friend will bail you out of jail, A true friend will be sitting in their with you.... LOL


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